Back to School Diagon Alley Festival! – Log 1

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WHO: Anyone visiting Diagon Alley!
TONE: Festive and busy!
RATING: PG-13 for possible language
WHEN: August 20 through 22
WHERE: Any and all of Diagon Alley
WHAT: There is a huge festival the whole week to let students get school supplies. People from all over are flocking to Diagon Alley for the best deals. That means you might meet new people or see old friends!
STATUS: Ongoing!
NOTE: Remember that this event is semi-open! Any HP AU character can have fun here, whether you're in the game or not, so have fun!

Comments

[fuckmackandme]

Fine, make fun of the pain I just endured of being pushed around by some douchebag twice as large as me, see if I care.

[clockspinner]

Couldn't have been too much pain, look at this choice piece of ass you landed on.

[fuckmackandme]

Your ass is on the front now? Freak.

[clockspinner]

I got my lower body surgically rotated 180 degrees, I can't believe you noticed. Some attentive beau you are, John, Christ.

...You planning on getting up anytime soon or are we just gonna settle in for some brocuddles and a nap.

[fuckmackandme]

I'm sorry, but I don't make an habit of checking my bros' ass. But that has got to be the most stupid surgery ever.

[And he's getting up. And offering Dave his hand to help him up.]

[clockspinner]

[Dave takes the offered hand and jumps to his feet easily, brushing off the ass of his pants.]

Well you're gonna be seeing a lot of mine when I totally leave you in the dust. Race you to Fortescue's?

[fuckmackandme]

Hehe, sure!

[clockspinner]

Aite. Get on your mark. Get set...

[and then instead of saying 'go', Dave just takes off running for the door. Yolo]

[fuckmackandme]

What the... Get back here, you!

[And he takes off after Dave.]

[clockspinner]

[This time, Dave's not actively trying to avoid John. And in fact, he makes good on his promise, glancing over his shoulder to make sure that he can see John the whole time that they run through the streets of Diagon Alley like a couple of parentless urchins.

He's panting a little by the time that he jogs to a stop in front of Fortescue's, putting a hand against the building as soon as he sees John start to catch up.]

What took you so long, Johnny-boy?

[fuckmackandme]

[Yeaaaah, guess who's tired.]

Fuck... Fuck you, you cheater! You owe one hell of an ice-cream for that!

[clockspinner]

Cheater? Moi? I'm a lean, mean racing machine, toned by centuries of training among the glorious monks of the far east. I am a leopard, stalking through the jungles, falling on your villagers snatching your people up.

But yeah sure, I'll buy.

[fuckmackandme]

Oh, sure you're a racing machine! A racing machine that cheated!

[clockspinner]

It's not cheating, I'm just faster than you. Get the lingo right, John, gosh.

[fuckmackandme]

You took off without the "three", that's cheating!

[clockspinner]

No one says 'go', that's like saying Rock Paper Scissors Shoot.