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Non!Players ([personal profile] shnpc) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_logs2012-08-20 12:25 pm

Back to School Diagon Alley Festival! – Log 1

WHO: Anyone visiting Diagon Alley!
TONE: Festive and busy!
RATING: PG-13 for possible language
WHEN: August 20 through 22
WHERE: Any and all of Diagon Alley
WHAT: There is a huge festival the whole week to let students get school supplies. People from all over are flocking to Diagon Alley for the best deals. That means you might meet new people or see old friends!
STATUS: Ongoing!
NOTE: Remember that this event is semi-open! Any HP AU character can have fun here, whether you're in the game or not, so have fun!
just1c3w1tch: (10)

[personal profile] just1c3w1tch 2012-08-20 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha! (Hee) So you're down an eye, huh? If you're so self conscious about your eyepatch, why don't you get a glass eye? It'd probably look weirder, because those things never point in the right direction, but you'd get fewer pirate comments from small children and my mum.

[Still giggling a bit, her mother began to wander off.]
1eyeddragon: you wouldn't like me when I'm okoru (you're making me okoru)

[personal profile] 1eyeddragon 2012-08-20 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Hell no! A one-eyed dragon can't just have a glass eye. That defeats the whole point. It's so uncool. [ Duh. ] Plus, I ain't ashamed-- 's just a pain in the ass when people start saying dumb shit like that!

[ Like, how rude can you be, god. If you weren't blind, this would be totally unfair-- okay wow, rude, Masamune. ]
just1c3w1tch: (09)

[personal profile] just1c3w1tch 2012-08-21 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
One-eyed dragon, huh? What, does it breathe fire? You might wanna get that checked out, if so.

[Guess who thinks your nickname sounds suggestive~?]
1eyeddragon: I should seriously stop (bitch I'm subarashii)

[personal profile] 1eyeddragon 2012-08-21 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
You obviously don't understand how dragons work.

[ It's his motif, you can't knock it out of him. ]
just1c3w1tch: (06)

[personal profile] just1c3w1tch 2012-08-21 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
No no, I'm serious. I'm really sure penises aren't supposed to have anything to do with fire. We studied this stuff in class.

I don't know about wizards, but muggles have this thing called sex ed? Learn all kinds of crazy shit like that. [Perfectly straight face.]
1eyeddragon: can't shinjiru this shit (that's seriously uzai)

[personal profile] 1eyeddragon 2012-08-21 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Who the hell said anything about that? What kind of sick chick are you?
just1c3w1tch: (02)

[personal profile] just1c3w1tch 2012-08-21 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
One-eyed dragon, one-eyed snake... you seriously never noticed the similarities before? (Hehehe)