Back to School Diagon Alley Festival! – Log 1

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WHO: Anyone visiting Diagon Alley!
TONE: Festive and busy!
RATING: PG-13 for possible language
WHEN: August 20 through 22
WHERE: Any and all of Diagon Alley
WHAT: There is a huge festival the whole week to let students get school supplies. People from all over are flocking to Diagon Alley for the best deals. That means you might meet new people or see old friends!
STATUS: Ongoing!
NOTE: Remember that this event is semi-open! Any HP AU character can have fun here, whether you're in the game or not, so have fun!

Comments

[1eyeddragon]

[ Good god, these women are CRAZY! Why did Masamune have to bumb into them, jesus?? He's too cool for this hazukashii embarrassing shit! ]

I don't avoid saying words like "look" or "see" or "watch" just cause I've got one eye, dammit! You gotta be fucking kidding me! I'm not a pirate!

[ Ohhh, Masamune, that's so uncool. ]

[just1c3w1tch]

Well of course not! You've still got your other eye! (Hehe) (Hehehehe) [Terezi starts out acting outraged, but it devolves into giggling. The giggling proves infectious, and her mother joins in.]

(Hehehehe) Oh my god, haha, you're so wound up!

(Hehehe)

[1eyeddragon]

[ Sob where's Kojuro to pull him out of this mess, he's just a frazzled mess of nerves at this point. ]

Goddammit, I just came here to find some books, not to insult some blind chick and get laughed at!

[ Grumblegrumble, it's uncool to lose your cool, okayokay, he's trying to calm down, it's just... hard. ]

[just1c3w1tch]

Haha! (Hee) So you're down an eye, huh? If you're so self conscious about your eyepatch, why don't you get a glass eye? It'd probably look weirder, because those things never point in the right direction, but you'd get fewer pirate comments from small children and my mum.

[Still giggling a bit, her mother began to wander off.]

[1eyeddragon]

Hell no! A one-eyed dragon can't just have a glass eye. That defeats the whole point. It's so uncool. [ Duh. ] Plus, I ain't ashamed-- 's just a pain in the ass when people start saying dumb shit like that!

[ Like, how rude can you be, god. If you weren't blind, this would be totally unfair-- okay wow, rude, Masamune. ]

[just1c3w1tch]

One-eyed dragon, huh? What, does it breathe fire? You might wanna get that checked out, if so.

[Guess who thinks your nickname sounds suggestive~?]

[1eyeddragon]

You obviously don't understand how dragons work.

[ It's his motif, you can't knock it out of him. ]

[just1c3w1tch]

No no, I'm serious. I'm really sure penises aren't supposed to have anything to do with fire. We studied this stuff in class.

I don't know about wizards, but muggles have this thing called sex ed? Learn all kinds of crazy shit like that. [Perfectly straight face.]

[1eyeddragon]

Who the hell said anything about that? What kind of sick chick are you?

[just1c3w1tch]

One-eyed dragon, one-eyed snake... you seriously never noticed the similarities before? (Hehehe)