Back to School Diagon Alley Festival! – Log 1

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WHO: Anyone visiting Diagon Alley!
TONE: Festive and busy!
RATING: PG-13 for possible language
WHEN: August 20 through 22
WHERE: Any and all of Diagon Alley
WHAT: There is a huge festival the whole week to let students get school supplies. People from all over are flocking to Diagon Alley for the best deals. That means you might meet new people or see old friends!
STATUS: Ongoing!
NOTE: Remember that this event is semi-open! Any HP AU character can have fun here, whether you're in the game or not, so have fun!

Comments

[1eyeddragon]

What? [ Masamune turns around and-- FUCK seriously? The eye-patched kid saying 'watch it' and it had to be with the one person who actually sees less than he does? Crap, crap, okay Masamune takes a step back, seriously surprised that, yep, the girl in his way is in fact, blind. He's not super used to this--- normally when he pumps into people, they apologize first. ]

Shit, how was I supposed to know? I didn't mean it like, literally.

[ Uh, that's not an apology, Masamune... ]

[just1c3w1tch]

What, you just assumed? [A clearly mock gasp!] You ablest!

[The woman finally focuses on him properly, and just positively lights up.] You look like a pirate!

Mum, you're undermining my point here. [More of an aside, than anything... Terezi's neither embarrassed nor surprised.]

[1eyeddragon]

Settle down, lady! And you! That's--! [ Shit, she's an adult-- ] That's really freaking insulting, alright? [ FUCKING PIRATE JOKES SWEAR TO GOD HE HASN'T HEARD A MILLION OF THOSE. ] I mean, seriously?!

[ Dammit, Masamune is pissed. He's about to flip but-- but he's gotta stay cool. That's what Kojuro would say. Settle down. Don't be a dick to ladies, even if one of them is around your age, and even if the other one is a fucking idiot. He takes a deep breath, pushing his bangs off of his face. He's still pissed off, but he's reigning it in. Dragons don't blow up at girls, anyway. ]

Look, okay? I'm sorry. I should've paid better attention to where I was going. [ Maybe splitting off from Kojuro wasn't such a great idea. ]

[just1c3w1tch]

You said 'look'! You're doing it again! [A tiny snicker manages to escape.]

What are you so upset about? Pirates are awesome. You should be proud! Maybe I'm related to a pirate! Did that ever occur to you? Maybe your attitude's insulting to me! Did you ever think of that? [The woman's remarkably good at keeping a straight face.]

[To her mother, legitimately curious:] Why are you going on about pirates, anyway? Does he have a parrot or something?

[1eyeddragon]

[ Good god, these women are CRAZY! Why did Masamune have to bumb into them, jesus?? He's too cool for this hazukashii embarrassing shit! ]

I don't avoid saying words like "look" or "see" or "watch" just cause I've got one eye, dammit! You gotta be fucking kidding me! I'm not a pirate!

[ Ohhh, Masamune, that's so uncool. ]

[just1c3w1tch]

Well of course not! You've still got your other eye! (Hehe) (Hehehehe) [Terezi starts out acting outraged, but it devolves into giggling. The giggling proves infectious, and her mother joins in.]

(Hehehehe) Oh my god, haha, you're so wound up!

(Hehehe)

[1eyeddragon]

[ Sob where's Kojuro to pull him out of this mess, he's just a frazzled mess of nerves at this point. ]

Goddammit, I just came here to find some books, not to insult some blind chick and get laughed at!

[ Grumblegrumble, it's uncool to lose your cool, okayokay, he's trying to calm down, it's just... hard. ]

[just1c3w1tch]

Haha! (Hee) So you're down an eye, huh? If you're so self conscious about your eyepatch, why don't you get a glass eye? It'd probably look weirder, because those things never point in the right direction, but you'd get fewer pirate comments from small children and my mum.

[Still giggling a bit, her mother began to wander off.]

[1eyeddragon]

Hell no! A one-eyed dragon can't just have a glass eye. That defeats the whole point. It's so uncool. [ Duh. ] Plus, I ain't ashamed-- 's just a pain in the ass when people start saying dumb shit like that!

[ Like, how rude can you be, god. If you weren't blind, this would be totally unfair-- okay wow, rude, Masamune. ]

[just1c3w1tch]

One-eyed dragon, huh? What, does it breathe fire? You might wanna get that checked out, if so.

[Guess who thinks your nickname sounds suggestive~?]

[1eyeddragon]

You obviously don't understand how dragons work.

[ It's his motif, you can't knock it out of him. ]

[just1c3w1tch]

No no, I'm serious. I'm really sure penises aren't supposed to have anything to do with fire. We studied this stuff in class.

I don't know about wizards, but muggles have this thing called sex ed? Learn all kinds of crazy shit like that. [Perfectly straight face.]

[1eyeddragon]

Who the hell said anything about that? What kind of sick chick are you?

[just1c3w1tch]

One-eyed dragon, one-eyed snake... you seriously never noticed the similarities before? (Hehehe)