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Sortinghat Mods ([personal profile] modofthehat) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_logs2012-07-29 09:48 pm
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WHO: Everyone at camp
TONE: Fooooood fiiiiiiiiight! And then shit goes down.
RATING: PG to account for cussing and fighting
WHEN: Saturday
WHERE: Mess hall
WHAT: People get testy and things start going south
STATUS: ONGOING

So, you may have noticed that some people have been getting moody lately. Like everything is pissing them off, and they can very well turn on you. Well, the truth is, these woods have held more than animals and trees, and plants, and fruits, and regular woodsy stuff. An old, dark presence has lurked in the darkness, waiting for young, easily influenced minds to corrupt. To slowly take over their bodies and turn them into vessels for their agenda.

Today is the day when those corrupted reach their breaking point. No more mr nice guy. What triggers it is unknown; it may have been a simple misdirected joke, a playful shove, an unwelcome touch... All that is known is that suddenly, food is being flung at the poor sap that was just being his usual self. Suddenly, someone yells out "Food fight!" and everyone follows their example, food flying in all directions.

But the fun won't last forever. At some point, one of the corrupted will pull their wand, and things are going to get serious.

Better watch your back...
bev_rage: (hm | You kept trying to use my cat)

[personal profile] bev_rage 2012-07-29 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wow, people have been grumpy the past few days! It's really been bumming her out. Isn't camp supposed to be fun and games?]
gloriousandfree: (you cannot say that to me no)

[personal profile] gloriousandfree 2012-07-30 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[DUCKING UNDER A SANDWICH and flinging a hex in that direction. Whoops sorry Roxy, batbogey hex to the FACE]
bev_rage: (]:> | Did the vodka turn my hair yellow)

[personal profile] bev_rage 2012-07-30 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[SKREE. SHE WASN'T EVEN THROWING FOOD yet.]
gloriousandfree: (you cannot say that to me no)

[personal profile] gloriousandfree 2012-07-30 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[She shifts her wand, shouting some spell that flicks the bats away and walking over. She's annoyed.]

Are you an idiot? Why are you throwing food around--are you even a first year? Don't you have manners?
bev_rage: (worry | I need a burrito and a hug.)

[personal profile] bev_rage 2012-07-30 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't throw anything! I was just trying to avoid getting hit in the face by vegetables!

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rule_britannia: (Irritation ☂ Miffed)

[Whups sorry Lynny 8'D]

[personal profile] rule_britannia 2012-07-30 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
[He's not sure how much more he can take of this. It's one thing to be at home, at least he knows what he can expect from his brothers there, but this is ridiculous.

The moment he hears the words 'food fight' he gets to his feet and tries to make an exit. If anything hits him he's going to hex the culprit to kingdom come..]
fuckmackandme: (79)

[personal profile] fuckmackandme 2012-07-30 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ooops. Sorry Arthur, but you're getting some pudding thrown at your head. Hope you don't mind sweets in your hair!]
rule_britannia: (Anger ☂ Shouting)

[personal profile] rule_britannia 2012-07-30 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh hell no.

Arthur doesn't even think about it. He stands there in utter shock for a moment, then the next his wand is in his hand and he's snarling in a way that far surpasses his usual grouchiness]

Who threw that?!
fuckmackandme: (05)

[personal profile] fuckmackandme 2012-07-30 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehehe, catch me if you can!

[And John is off to find somewhere to hide!]
thesmallesttrickster: (pouty lip)

[personal profile] thesmallesttrickster 2012-07-30 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[By the end of the week Loki has had it. This was not fun, in fact he just wants to leave.

Or hex someone. He shouldn't know any spells yet, but he's a quick study.

So when a large glob of mash potato hits him in the back of the head his immediate response is to whip out his wand and fire off a Jelly Legs Jinx.]
brothor: (Blinded by the sun now)

[personal profile] brothor 2012-07-30 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Thor is trying so very hard to be good. Originally he was telling people to stop wasting food because it is delicious, now he's launching carrots like missiles across the room.

That is until he glances over to see his brother with his wand out.]


Brother! Never bring a wand to a food fight!
thesmallesttrickster: (disgruntled/wtf?)

[personal profile] thesmallesttrickster 2012-07-30 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll do as I please, Thor!

[He fires another curse into the crowd]
brothor: (PB7)

[personal profile] brothor 2012-07-30 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Thor grunts, not liking that reaction at all. However, he's come to expect that short tempered attitude from his brother these past few days, he supposed camp was just not his thing and he wanted to go home, but this is serious!

He grabs his brother's wand holding wrist and tugs him closer.]


Stop that!
thesmallesttrickster: (I didn't do it!)

[personal profile] thesmallesttrickster 2012-07-30 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
No! You can't tell me what to do!

[Loki tries to jerk his hand away, but Thor is still older and much stronger than he.]

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clockspinner: (Canon fight)

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-07-31 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Guess who's feeling like a PMSy little bitch lately

spoiler alert - he doesn't have ovaries]
mo_cara: (skull)

[personal profile] mo_cara 2012-07-31 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Gamzee has always been sort of infinitely corruptible. And he really, really doesn't like Dave. A bad combination, really. So ... Dave might actually get tackled from behind at some point during the food fight chaos.]
doctorkishitani: (pic#3265513)

[personal profile] doctorkishitani 2012-07-31 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shinra's wand is out almost as soon as the food starts flying about the room. He then backs away, keeping to the outskirts of the chaos with his wand level and his eyes frantically darting about.]
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[personal profile] notthebee2 2012-07-31 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[As soon as he heard "FOOD FIGHT" Sollux backed off from the fray, but in the process of doing so bumped into Shinra.]

Hey, watch where you're going, athhole!
doctorkishitani: (pic#3661074)

[personal profile] doctorkishitani 2012-08-04 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Shinra starts and almost trips over his own feet as he spins around to face whoever it is that bumped into him. He then takes a step backwards, pointing his wand right between Sollux's eyes. ]

I'm perfectly aware of where I'm going.
You walked into me
bluhbluhhugestairs: (53)

[personal profile] bluhbluhhugestairs 2012-08-01 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. So Tavros really, really did not like conflict. Not even the fake, food fight-y kind. So when the mystery meat surprise hit the fan, he attempted to abscond the fuck out of there. As it turned out, absconding was a little hard to do when all of the exits were blocked by food flingers.

Tavros was just starting to debate the pros and cons of jumping out of a window when it happened. The first spell was fired, and then naturally more followed. If he'd thought it had hit the fan before, well apparently now it was being taken up several notches. Which is to say, oh shit oh shit oh shit what was he supposed to do? He may not have been a fighter, but he hesitantly took out his wand and while ducking, made his way towards a window. Suddenly it seemed like a good idea to jump out of one to get away from all of this.

His heart was pounding in his chest and he was shaking. This was not meant to be happening! Why was everyone taking this so far? He'd noticed that a few people had been acting off, but that didn't mean they had to start... This. It just wasn't a thing that was good at all. It was the opposite of good. it was very, very bad. And also scary.

In his quest to make it to the window, he neglected to check all directions- namely, right in front of him. So it was really no surprise when he stumbled right into someone. He gasped, taking back several steps, flying wide open. "I'm sorry!"
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[personal profile] dou8letrou8le 2012-08-01 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Vriska already had her wand out sending out Stupefys at anyone she could catch. Her mind was racing too fast for her to stop and think about what was going on and what she was doing. There was too much noise and she needed to make it stop. She was just so angry and the only thing that could make her feel better was seeing everyone else on the floor silent- like they should be.

Looking positively furious she turned to aim her wand at someone else when she was shoved into by someone. Surprised, her expression switches quickly to fury when she sees Tavros standing there like a fucking idiot. Instead of using her wand she reels back a fist and throws a punch towards his face.
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[personal profile] bluhbluhhugestairs 2012-08-01 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Vriska's fist connected with his eye before he even realized that it was coming. Instantly, stars danced in his vision and he let out a squeal of pain as his hand shot up to cover his eye. "Ow- V-Vriska?" He sounds like he's in a lot of pain, and very confused. Vriska, one of the attackers? That didn't make sense. Yeah she'd not been the nicest of people over the last couple of days, but that didn't mean he expected her to be one of the ones fighting! "W...Why?"
dou8letrou8le: (02)

[personal profile] dou8letrou8le 2012-08-01 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
She snarled, moving in again to strike at him this time with her wand. "Shut up! Shut up!" She was only aiming for another Stupefy, aggravated at his very presence before her. Why couldn't everyone just shut up?!

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[personal profile] thisperfectsaucer 2012-08-04 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Van has had fun over the past week, it's true. But for every time he's had fun, there have been ten moments when he just wanted to go home. He's discovered there's a reason his family works in house-sitting instead of adventuring and it's because they don't like excitement.

The food fight is not helping matters.

"Will you all just stop--"

And then someone empties a cup of pumpkin juice over his head.
moveslikejaeger: (And their grass is getting greener)

[personal profile] moveslikejaeger 2012-08-04 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Someone is trying not to giggle.

He doesn't know why everyone's been so crabby this week, he's had nothing but fun! And this food fight? Yeah, more fun! Dirty, messy, awesome fun! But apparently, some people just don't like fun.

"Hyu know, Hy vas wrong. Orange izn't hyu color."

He is going to die and it's going to be great.