Yay camp!

[modofthehat]

WHO: Everyone going to camp
TONE: Yay camp!
RATING: PG to account for swearing
WHEN: 22 to 23 July
WHERE: All over camp
WHAT: First two days of camp! Time to get settled in and explore what's around.
STATUS: ONGOING

The camp isn't too different from any other camp. Cabins where people will stay, a space for a bonfire, a nearby lake for everyone to swim in, and of course, a thick morning mist all around the camp, because it's pretty early in the morning.

Still! There's stuff to do already. Those beds won't assign themselves, nor will those bags unpack themselves. Like it's just been said, there's no marked beds, so it's up to each and every one of you to work out the sleeping arrangements yourselves.

But once you're done, you're free to roam around, take a swim, climb a tree, explore the woods, and other assorted camp activities you do when you have free time.

Have fun kids!

Comments

[moveslikejaeger]

Iz a food ting, silly.

[Scream! He's just going to lovingly hold this frog to his chest while it kicks and squirms and tries to get away] Chust gonna stick it in a cabin to vatch pipple freak out. Mebbe stick it in a gorl's shirt.

[mo_cara]

[looks even more confused] Why would people be all freaking out? He's a cute little motherfucker, isn't he?

[considers, wrinkling up his nose] I don't know if frogs got a thing for human girls, though, unless they're all like princes in disguise.

[moveslikejaeger]

Dot's vat Hy tink! [grins, he is so glad people agree with him.] Hy don' really get it eidder, but Hy know it heppens, und it'z fonny, zo Hy chust go vit it, yah?

Hmmm... mebbe ve should test it, forst, huh? [He smirks, winking slyly at Gamzee before holding the frog up and planting a smooch right on its head.] Nope! No prince dis time. But mebbem it vurk fur hyu? [And then he holds it out for Gamzee to smooch]

[mo_cara]

[Well, probably if you want a frog to turn into something more than a frog, Gamzee thinks you can't just kiss it on top of the head. So he leans over, and smooches the poor thing on the mouth, delicately.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[And of course, there's still no princes.] Darn. All dot smoochink fur nottink. But Hy guess mebbe dot iz becauze ve iz not gorls. Hy bet frogs iz picky like dot.

[mo_cara]

Yeah, most dudes like girls better. [sagely] So it's probably one of them boy frogs.

[looking around, and then starting to scoop up some mud and sticking it in a bowl he's making with his shirt, because frogs probably need mud, right?]

[moveslikejaeger]

Gorls gots titties. [He nods his head, also very sagely. Watch out, Camp Hogwarts, we have a brain trust going right here]

...Vat are hyu doink?

[mo_cara]

Well, this bro needs somewhere to live while we're all escorting him around town, right? Like, Hotel De Frog!

[moveslikejaeger]

...Vouldn't dot be more like vun ov dem cars? Since hyu iz a movink thing, und hotels don' move?

[mo_cara]

Oh! Shit, you're right! Like a motherfuckin' tour bus! [then, thoughtfully] Do frogs like beer?