Roleplaying games

[modofthehat]

WHO: Teachers
TONE: Oh god why
RATING: PG13
WHEN: Wednesday June 27th
WHERE: Teachers common room
WHAT: The Teachers have to roleplay out some situations
STATUS: On going

What's better than roleplaying? Roleplaying to make yourself a better person! Today, the teachers have to play out scenarios to help them think through what to do.

We're doing this sort of link a meme. Each teacher should have a comment and then a teacher will comment back with the scenario that they'll be playing out. The teacher who started the thread will be playing the teacher in each scenario. Use the random number generator to get your scenario and play it out. Each teacher is supposed to play something out with everyone, so try to tag everyone.


1. A student comes to you about a bullying problem.

2. You find two students fighting and have to safely put a stop to it.

3. A student is coming on to you.

4. What do you do when you catch a student cheating.

5. What do you do when the girls go wild with rumor spreading.

6. There's been a magical accident and a student has been hurt.

7. What do you do when you catch a student with drugs with drugs or alcohol.

8. What do you do when a fellow teacher is treating a student unfairly.

9. What do you do when two teachers are fighting.

10. What do you do when a student is being verbally or physically agressive towards you.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

That awkward moment when you're not sure if your roleplay partner is in character or just being his natural douchebag self. I hope you know self inserts are bad, man.

[wwistful]

The awkward moment when bein' in the same room as your roleplay partner is a trial.

Don't you dare accuse me of bein' a shit roleplayer, you didn't even set the scene!

[plushaeusrumpified]

oh my gosh, I'm so sorry that you're not intelligent enough to realize I actually was setting up the scene. 'Come at me, Bro' meant for you to start slinging insults. Because you're the fucking student, dumbass. You are a shitty roleplayer, don't even deny it.

[wwistful]

You're forgiven.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Is my fist gonna be forgiven if it punches you in the nose?

[wwistful]

It will if it ends in your body being fired.

[plushaeusrumpified]

I already punched you once, and if I recall correctly, I didn't get fired. I'm pretty sure there was a subtle raise in my paycheck, actually. Maybe I did Dumblydoof a favour.

[wwistful]

You call him pet names now? I wasn't aware your relationship had come so far.

Congratulations.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh, ha ha. Now that you've said that, I'm breaking out my pet name for you again, douchescar.

[wwistful]

You an' Apemis are terribly uncreative when it comes to names.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Or maybe you're just picky when it comes to your insults, and clearly I need to buy him a drink.

[But fine, if you're not going to be the student, he will.]

I don't like that grade you gave me on that test, Professor. [FLICKING YOU ON THE NOSE.]

[wwistful]

I've come to expect better from the both of you, my standards can only get so low.

[And he doesn't even see that as a role play, his instant reaction is to shove Bro the fuck away from him.]

Don't touch me!

[plushaeusrumpified]

[He pokes him in the chest this time.]

I'll touch you. [POKE.] If I wanna touch you.

[Maybe he's not roleplaying anymore either.]

[wwistful]

[He flails to grab both of Bro's hands, scowling at him.]

If I wasn't positive that you already do, I would advise that you touch yourself and keep your grubby hands off me.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Unfortunately for Bro, he didn't expect Dualscar to attempt to grab him, so he ends up having Dualscars hands wrapped around each of his wrists. But instead of showing his anger, he just lets the sliver of amusement he feels show itself in the form of a smirk.]

Heh, yeah. A few minutes ago, actually. Did I mention I didn't wash my hands?

[wwistful]

[Murdoc crinkles his nose. He's pretty sure Bro is bluffing, but he still shudders to imagine it. At least he tells himself he is anyway.

HOWEVER. He's in too deep now and he has no intention of letting go, he's trying to look unphased but his lip is twitching like he has a tick.]

You are by far the most disgustin' person I have ever had the displeasure of knowin'.