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sortinghat_logs2012-06-09 07:10 am
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Entry tags:
BROOM CLEANING + 4TH WALL EVENT
WHO: The Whole School + ANYONE ELSE
TONE: That shit cray
RATING: PG – PG-13
WHEN: June 9th and 10th
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; Broom cleaning is on the front lawn, but feel free to wander!
WHAT: Students and Teachers are cleaning brooms for the surrounding community in attempt to raise funds. Crazy hijinks ensue when the 4th wall is promptly broken.
NOTES: Use any comment format you like, and tag around! Have a good time and enjoy your stay.
TONE: That shit cray
RATING: PG – PG-13
WHEN: June 9th and 10th
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; Broom cleaning is on the front lawn, but feel free to wander!
WHAT: Students and Teachers are cleaning brooms for the surrounding community in attempt to raise funds. Crazy hijinks ensue when the 4th wall is promptly broken.
NOTES: Use any comment format you like, and tag around! Have a good time and enjoy your stay.
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And I'm sure it's still pecking at a pile of tins somewhere. You honestly should use an owl, it's more rel--Ohhh.
[She instantly bends to the kneazle's approximate eye level, purring and reaching to stroke behind two of his four ears, both hands immediately set to the task of caressing both heads. The kneazle definitely seems to appreciate it.] Oh you beautiful creature, look at you. Gorgeous. I wonder how you came about these two heads, so odd. Must be magic, I've never known a mutation in the lines that could end up with you. Maybe it's a thing where you're from? You be sure to let me know if you can at some point. [Dierdre glances up at him with an adoringly hopeful look. He must be used to the way she talks to animals like people.] Assuming Art plans to stick around long enough for us to get acquainted.
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[At her glance, Art just snorts and glances away with an embarrassed jerk of his head.]
You don't need me to thtick around to keep the thing. He'th yourth now.
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You're so sweet. I can't believe you brought him all this way--he is from South America right? [Suddenly talking to cat] With your coloring, you certainly can't be from around here. [AND BACK] Maybe I should name him Artollo. [Wicked little grin] Two heads and a bit miffed to be on a broom, he's just like you.
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Yeah, that'sth right. Really great witch over there, teacher to a local thcool and a great dancer, it wath her that helped me choothe him. [He makes a nose at the name bit.] Di, I think he hatesth me, I'm pretty thure you thould name him thomething elthe.
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I'm sure she was lovely to gain such praise from you. Did you and her get along quite well? [Sudden stop] You chose him?[There had been an impression in her mind that the cat had been foisted upon him and he had brought him to her because Art was all over the place a little too much to keep a creature like a kneazle. But he'd chose the cat? She can't quite believe he really went to all that trouble for her.]
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Yeth, I mean, I gueth, kind of. It'sth no big deal.
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[Then she shifts gears, back to the idle chitchat] I think he'd like Balam. Wouldn't you? It's the name of a jaguar god and you do quite resemble a jaguar. Just with two heads. [She gives a head a nuzzle again] Do you think she'd approve, this lady who made moves on some other guy?
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[He waves a hand about faintly.]
Groovy? That ith tho outdated, but there ith theriouthly no other word to dethcribe her. Well, there'th "carpe diem", I gueth...
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What did you do over there anyways?
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[Seriously, Di! It made quite the conflict in his head. Avoiding the flood of cats around their feet, he steps closer and quietly slips an arm around her waist.]
A little bit of everything. Did you know that dugbog rethcueth are actually a thing? Went to check that out. Got lotht in a jungle and dethided that would be fun for a bit. Almotht got eaten by antsth. Wath poithoned. Got a couple thidejobth here and there, even with the dugbogth.
Altho, before you athk, I did buy a lot of thingth and they're already in my room. [He sighs happily.] I have a really good feeling about thome of them.
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I swear if you were a little less lucky, you'd be dead somewhere with not a word to us and we'd always wonder where you'd gone and stop getting yourself into trouble. Really... And what crazy new things have you added to the piles in your room now? Nothing alive I hope.
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Lithten, it hath nothing to do with luck and everything to do with talent. I know what I'm doing! [Kind of.] I don't get into trouble. Trouble has me down on a matchmking thite and keepth following me.
And mmm... Define 'alive'.
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[She finally shifts the kneazel to a shoulder, where he promptly starts kneading through her hair and somewhat gloating his superior position to the rest of the cats] Alive as in moving or speaking. [She grabs both his suspenders in her hands and shifts to her tiptoes so she can look him eye to eye] I'd rather not come back home to your room spilling out into the hallway again or a herd of puffskeins eating through our kitchen.
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I take it to have crepeth.
[He cracks a slight grin before- oh shit, she's aggravated. Go easy on the suspenders! Art looks considerably more awkward.]
Well, uh... I am pretty thure it moveth, but I don't think it thpeakth.
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And can it get out of your room? [She isn't grabbing his suspenders anymore, just holding them and tapping a few fingers against his chest] Destroy any furniture or slow moving creatures?
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It miight be able to get out of my room. I don't think it dethtroyth anything and I think it jutht bugth animalth a little...
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...And now you should make me some crepes.
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And doethn't thith plathe therve crepeth by now?
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This place does not serve crepes because this is not Beauxbatons my dear. Besides, wouldn't you make it better? With all your expurrience? [Really she just wants crepes, but she's pouring on the charm. Or as much charm as a small woman with a tangled mess of hair with a two headed kneazle draped over her shoulder can have at least.]
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Yeth, well, they're heathenth who don't know good food. England ith where cuithine goeth to die. I jutht know enough- oh my god, you jutht made another cat pun didn't you? [He looks fondly exasperated.] You are unbelievable.
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England is not that bad! You're just a snob about food that's all--[And then she recalls her mission to get crepes out of this man one way or another. And her arms quickly slide up to wind around his neck] But that's what makes you such a good cook! And I'm sure a man of your considerable talents wouldn't mind making me a feast. [Wicked grin] I don't know what you could pawssibly be talking about. Purrhaps you're just lion.
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Di, I have known you for a decade and then thome. I know all your god-awful cat punth. I with I didn't, becauthe I could be uthing that RAM thpathe for important thingth, but I do, and it ith a horror.
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What on earth is RAM space? But fiiine I'll stop. [grin] If you get your French butt in the castle and make me some crepes.
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