BROOM CLEANING + 4TH WALL EVENT

[shnpc]

WHO: The Whole School + ANYONE ELSE
TONE: That shit cray
RATING: PG – PG-13
WHEN: June 9th and 10th
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; Broom cleaning is on the front lawn, but feel free to wander!
WHAT: Students and Teachers are cleaning brooms for the surrounding community in attempt to raise funds. Crazy hijinks ensue when the 4th wall is promptly broken.
NOTES: Use any comment format you like, and tag around! Have a good time and enjoy your stay.

Comments

[polariity]

Di, I might trip jutht by breathing with everything that followth you around.

[Still, he waits, and smiles just a little at her weird cat language. He's not even sure if that's a legit thing, but Di has made it so.]

Heheh, yeah, pretty much.

[And now he's going to lunge and try to toss you over his bony shoulder, Di! He may or may not fall down from your weight eventually, but right now, he has this.]

[glaringprotego]

Hey, most things don't follow me around. They simply mingle in my presence-- [That hideous squeak was her response to sudden and abruptly facing the ground from an unusual angle. Her first instinct is to dig in claws but lacking those, she simply clings for dear life] Art!

[polariity]

[Just. Sniggering. Off to the castle he goes!]

What?

[glaringprotego]

[She puts up a little fight but eventually props herself up a little to admire the view. Of his ass. And the ground.]

You're lucky I'm wearing pants, or you'd be scarring some poor students for life.

You know, I do believe your rearend is just as nice as before.

[polariity]

Hey, everyone hath to learn about the birdth and the beeth eventually. Hehheheh.

[Oh Di, you flatter him. Art would flush if he wasn't busy carrying you to the castle.]

I try my betht to thtay fit jutht for you.

[glaringprotego]

How cute, just fuuur me? [She's too busy grinning and admiring. SMIRK] And just what were you planning that would let them learn about the birds and the bees?