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sortinghat_logs2012-06-09 07:10 am
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Entry tags:
BROOM CLEANING + 4TH WALL EVENT
WHO: The Whole School + ANYONE ELSE
TONE: That shit cray
RATING: PG – PG-13
WHEN: June 9th and 10th
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; Broom cleaning is on the front lawn, but feel free to wander!
WHAT: Students and Teachers are cleaning brooms for the surrounding community in attempt to raise funds. Crazy hijinks ensue when the 4th wall is promptly broken.
NOTES: Use any comment format you like, and tag around! Have a good time and enjoy your stay.
TONE: That shit cray
RATING: PG – PG-13
WHEN: June 9th and 10th
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; Broom cleaning is on the front lawn, but feel free to wander!
WHAT: Students and Teachers are cleaning brooms for the surrounding community in attempt to raise funds. Crazy hijinks ensue when the 4th wall is promptly broken.
NOTES: Use any comment format you like, and tag around! Have a good time and enjoy your stay.
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Well, the benefits comes back to you eventually. The more people you have, the more money you can raise for your school facilities.
I don't suppose you could direct me to the Headmaster's office? I need to see Professor Dumbledore.
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Along the first floor. You can't miss it, it's the door with the ugly as fuck gargoyle guarding the front. You might need the password though.
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[Wow, what is up with the youth and their language these days? He heads down the corridor that he was directed at.
An hour later, he's back out again, this time with barely suppressed excitement and a very happy smile on his face.]
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Looks like you didn't get lost.
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But thank you for your help earlier. How's the broom-polishing going?
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[He says this completely casually too.]
Slowly. It's tedious as fucking hell. There's a reason why I don't play Quidditch and that's broom upkeep. [Well okay, maybe that wasn't the real reason. He pauses for a minute and then adds:] You're American, huh?
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I prefer basketball and rugby myself. Not that I have anything against Quidditch, but I grew up a fan of those two sports. Do students in Hogwarts play Muggle sports?
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Nope. Hell, basketball would be so much fucking better than Quidditch. It's like wizards want to constantly have broken bones or some shit. [His lips quirk.] Pretty alright announcing the matches though.
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That's quite impressive; Quidditch is a fast-paced game.
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Secondly, you've never heard fast until I've schoolfed you on romance.
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Romance, huh? Wish you were around then when I was in high school, you could've save me a lot of embarrassment at the year-end proms.
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[Sorry, Coulson, he's just always a little bitter when be has to explain things.]
Morons always overthink romance. [Himself included.] Sometimes the simpler things are the better way to approach it. Sometimes you're in love with someone but you don't know how to approach the subject because you're too busy fucking wondering if they even like you like that and fucking god what if you get rejected. Newsflash, it's not the end of the fucking world. You want that bitch? You treat her right. It's that simple. She doesn't pay attention to you? It's obvious she's not that into you, so pack the fuck up and move on.
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Do you have proms in Hogwarts as well? You probably have a lot of people queuing up for advice from you.