BROOM CLEANING + 4TH WALL EVENT

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WHO: The Whole School + ANYONE ELSE
TONE: That shit cray
RATING: PG – PG-13
WHEN: June 9th and 10th
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; Broom cleaning is on the front lawn, but feel free to wander!
WHAT: Students and Teachers are cleaning brooms for the surrounding community in attempt to raise funds. Crazy hijinks ensue when the 4th wall is promptly broken.
NOTES: Use any comment format you like, and tag around! Have a good time and enjoy your stay.

Comments

[selfhatred]

You get used to them after you've been here for a couple of years. There's a pattern in the way some of them move.

[He says this completely casually too.]

Slowly. It's tedious as fucking hell. There's a reason why I don't play Quidditch and that's broom upkeep. [Well okay, maybe that wasn't the real reason. He pauses for a minute and then adds:] You're American, huh?

[thegluethatbinds]

[Well, he's a ball of cheer and sunshine.

I prefer basketball and rugby myself. Not that I have anything against Quidditch, but I grew up a fan of those two sports. Do students in Hogwarts play Muggle sports?

[selfhatred]

[He's obviously never met Karkat before.]

Nope. Hell, basketball would be so much fucking better than Quidditch. It's like wizards want to constantly have broken bones or some shit. [His lips quirk.] Pretty alright announcing the matches though.

[thegluethatbinds]

As much as I know, basketball's never been that popular even in the UK. You Brits don't know what you're missing.

That's quite impressive; Quidditch is a fast-paced game.

[selfhatred]

First off, fuck you I'm not British, I'm Puerto Rican. I've just been living with my guardians here for the last three years.

Secondly, you've never heard fast until I've schoolfed you on romance.

[thegluethatbinds]

Take it easy there, I didn't mean to offend or anything. I've always been under the impression that Hogwarts is mainly a school for British wizards.

Romance, huh? Wish you were around then when I was in high school, you could've save me a lot of embarrassment at the year-end proms.

[selfhatred]

My mom died when I was nine and my dad sent me to my uncle because he was too busy being a big damn hero in the Muggle war to take care of me. Seems pretty fucking obvious to me that the "best fucking choice" would be Hogwarts.

[Sorry, Coulson, he's just always a little bitter when be has to explain things.]

Morons always overthink romance. [Himself included.] Sometimes the simpler things are the better way to approach it. Sometimes you're in love with someone but you don't know how to approach the subject because you're too busy fucking wondering if they even like you like that and fucking god what if you get rejected. Newsflash, it's not the end of the fucking world. You want that bitch? You treat her right. It's that simple. She doesn't pay attention to you? It's obvious she's not that into you, so pack the fuck up and move on.

[thegluethatbinds]

[Welp, this kid clearly has some parental issues. He's...just going to steer clear of that. ]

Do you have proms in Hogwarts as well? You probably have a lot of people queuing up for advice from you.