[You know, he honestly wants to say yes. Yes he totally brought dog food and Murdoc is silly for doubting him. The only problem?

He forgot. He forgot and he hates himself for it because he can't rub it in Murdoc' face. He's half tempted to cast a nonverbal accio- no, nevermind. He isn't tempted to do it at all, because he really doesn't want Murdoc's house to be buried under dog food. It would be like getting snowed in, but with dog food and he just. Nope. Not going to happen.]

So I forgot dog food, it doesn't mean I'm bad at raising dogs. Geez. You can feed him some of the cake you were molesting.

[He rolls his eyes.]

I barely clean my own house, I'm not turning into your servant too. It doesn't bother me THAT much.