[Oh it's cake. He sees it now as he moves closer. And man, Murdoc, you're so very gay, it makes it let out a small chuckle- that is, until he hears the door open and sees the tail end of the elf running out.]

Oh... Oops.

[Goddamn it, he's gonna need a new pair of shades, isn't he? Of course he is. That's just his luck. Oh well.]

What, you don't like it when I surprise you? [He sounds almost offended- almost. He's still pretty amused by the whole situation.] If you're embarrassed about getting caught having an affair with the cake, you don't have to be. I'm more than willing to let a few confections into the relationship every now and then.