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[fuckmackandme]

WHO: John Egbert and Dave Strider
TONE: Burn baby burn!
RATING: PG for swearing and burning smuppets
WHEN: Monday, March 19
WHERE: The dungeons
WHAT: John and Dave prank everyone at Slytherin by magicking a bunch of smuppets into their common once someone opens the door. After that, they go deeper into the dungeons with some more smuppets and prepare to have a little bonfire of smuppets.
STATUS: Ongoing


So as it turned it out, being sneaky and fast while magically dragging around a bunch of puppets was harder in practice than in theory. Still, among the chaos that Slytherin had become once the stream of smuppets had began, John and Dave had managed to make their way deeper into the dungeons without much trouble. Once he fairly certain they were out of everyone's ear shot, John let out a laugh. "Hahaha! That was awesome!"

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[clockspinner]

Once they were far enough away that they could slow down, Dave doubled over, leaning his hands onto his thighs and letting out a half-breathless laugh. "Man, I wish we could have seen their faces." He straightened and smirked, looking over at John. "C'mon, let's keep going. We gotta find someplace to get rid of the rest of these fuckers where we won't get ratted out by a tapestry or something."

[yerawwizarderi]

It takes a long time, to claw his way out of the face full of ass. A long time. A really, really long time. With lots of very uncomfortable shouts and near-shrieks of outrage.

One of them might be.

"- FUCKIN' EGBERT-"

Because who else could this be, if not the dastardly JOHN EGBERT, PRANKSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE.

Ten galleons says Vriska had a hand in it too.