It takes a long time, to claw his way out of the face full of ass. A long time. A really, really long time. With lots of very uncomfortable shouts and near-shrieks of outrage.

One of them might be.

"- FUCKIN' EGBERT-"

Because who else could this be, if not the dastardly JOHN EGBERT, PRANKSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE.

Ten galleons says Vriska had a hand in it too.