School personalities and off the job personalities aren't always the same.

[He gives a little huff, and NO he REALLY wouldn't want to know they've so much as held hands, let alone slept together, he's happy in his ignorant bliss.]

Well good. At least we have that settled and out of the way. Filed away under 'things to never bring up again' and oh, that file will be put in a locked cabinet just so it doesn't come up again.