[Dirk's going to take the opportunity to pointedly straighten out his clothing and make sure his hair's still straight. He's totally not precious, and he will fight anyone who says that out loud.
He's not going to admit to loving either of them, because he's a teenager, and he's allergic to saying so.]
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He's not going to admit to loving either of them, because he's a teenager, and he's allergic to saying so.]
I signed a contract while I was gone.