Eggs, eggs, eggs!

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WHO: Everyone!
TONE: Fun and light.
RATING: PG-13
WHEN: 24th - 27th
WHERE: All over the place!
WHAT: Easter is in the air and eggs are in your hair! Except not really, but there are eggs everywhere and it is your job to find them.
STATUS: Ongoing! Use whichever format strikes your fancy.

[It's finally time to kick off the egg hunt! You're paired up and the eggs are hidden, so go off and find those eggs! They are hidden literally everywhere, even in places you may not expect them to be. So be sure to look everywhere, just try not to get in too much trouble! Friendly competition is one thing, just don't punch anyone in the face trying to get an egg.

Don't forget to see THIS POST for egg effects.]

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Bro holds up his hands, shaking his head.]

Fine, fine. Don't believe me.

[He's just going to be a butt and reach over and take a handful of Dirk's scrambled eggs and shove them in his mouth. It hasn't occurred to him that these might be the cause of Dirk's little problem.

And speaking of little problems, when he's swallowed the eggs, Dirk has a little problem, because he's suddenly staring at a Bro who is nothing more than about four or five inches tall.]

Wh- holy shit! Son of a bitch, DIRK! What the fuck did you do to these eggs, you bastard!

[toocoolforthis]

[wow, RUDE.

Dirk doesn't even get a chance to stop Bro from grabbing a handful, and he means to elbow him, but that doesn't happen, because Bro's side is no longer where it was.]

Fucksticks.

[Okay, first things first- time to grab Bro and move him away from places where people will step on him. Which means setting him on the table.]

I didn't do anything to them, why the hell would I tamper with my own food?

[Then he pauses as the implications sink in.]

Shit, which stupid effect do I have?

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Bro can't stop from squirming as he's picked up. Holy shit the drop from this height looks lethal. He's not scared, though. Fuck that. Just... wow, what a woozy feeling. He stumbles back a little and just plops down onto a spoon.]

I dunno, to screw with me? Maybe you knew I'd fuckin' steal some. Who the hell knows.

[He just gives him a goddamn flat look.]

Your hair's a fucking rainbow.

[toocoolforthis]

[Adorable little pocket Bro. Dirk almost wishes he did have his Rainbow Dash figurine down here, just for that.]

Hardly.

[The first thing Dirk does is lift a hand to his hair. Why does he not have a mirror. Does he even want to see this in a mirror, it probably looks horrible. Uuuuuuugh.]

Shit. It figures. Fuck, it'd better wear off quickly.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[...Oh god, he would unironically love the shit out of flying around on Rainbow Dash. Goddamn it Dirk, the ONE DAY you don't have it with you. Fuck.]

Just like this better wear off quickly. [Bro folds his arms and rolls his eyes.] I'm never eating eggs after this, I hope you realize that. I'm banning eggs at home. You wanna fancy up your ramen with eggs when it's dinner time? Too damn bad. No more goddamn eggs allowed in the house.

[toocoolforthis]

Amazingly, I can actually fucking agree with that.

[He really wants to leave the Great Hall... but at the same time, he can't afford to seem worked up about it, because it'll just make his hair the target of later pranks. Dammit.]

You don't have to teach any time soon, right?

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Yeah. Your life is so hard right now, Dirk. Really.]

No, my class isn't 'til the evening. Not that I could fuckin' teach like this anyway, I'd need a bullhorn just to fuckin' be heard.

[toocoolforthis]

[Bro is just getting his Karma for making Murdoc scared when he was tiny. This is obviously different.

Sigh.]

Fuck today.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Wow, rude. He didn't mean to do that, thank you very much.]

Yeah well, today's refusing to bend over, so neither of us can exactly stick it in.

[toocoolforthis]

[And Dirk obviously won't mean to scare Bro.]

Metaphors. Metaphors are a thing. I wouldn't fuck today even it was the last human alive on the planet.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Pull something, Dirk, and he will make sure he has his revenge.]

I know that, you dick. I was being facetious. Hell, I wouldn't either. Do you have an idea how ugly today would be in human form? I bet it'd have herpes, too.

[toocoolforthis]

Today won't like to hear that.

[This kind of got away from them.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yeah well, we don't really like today that much, do we? So we shouldn't care what it thinks.

[Yes. Yes it did. And he's starting to realize this. So he breathes a sigh and shakes his head.]

D'you think we could go somewhere that I ain't at risk of accidentally becoming somebody's breakfast chow?

[toocoolforthis]

What, worried I can't take care of you? Lil man? [He's a horrible person and he knows it.

But he's holding out a hand for Bro to step back onto anyway.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

[He doesn't even deign a response to that, though he does roll his eyes. After a moment, he steps over and climbs into Dirk's hand.]

Maybe you should take me to my office or something.

[toocoolforthis]

Can do, Bro.

[He'll even be careful about carrying him as he makes his way out of the crush of people in the Great Hall! Can't have Bro getting squished, after all.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

[He would really love to avoid getting squished, honestly. Like, as far as things he wants to experience in his lifetime, getting squished is not one of them. The only squishing he likes doing in his life is grabbing a pair of luscious buttcheeks and squishing them with his hands. Any other squishing just isn't as good.]

Yeah, thanks.

[He'll just sit there in the palm of Dirk's hand and try not to look at the ground. He's not really scared of heights, being pretty damn good on a broom, but Dirk's hand is not a broom so it's a bit different. So much is out of his control in this situation and it's not fun at all. Ugh.]

Y'know you're lucky your hair is your biggest problem right now, Rainbro Dash.

[toocoolforthis]

[Dirk would have to agree about that talk of squishing, even if he hasn't had nearly as much experience at it as Bro has, and even if he would probably deny it if he knew that Bro was such a connoisseur of butts.]

My hair is my biggest problem this morning. Once it wears off I'm sure I'll have some other big problem to worry about instead.

[plushaeusrumpified]

That's bullshit. Your hair actually looks pretty damn rad, y'know. I think you should keep it.

[toocoolforthis]

Only if you shave your head.

[He likes his hair the way it is, okay.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Welp.]

Haha, fuck you. As if that's ever going to happen.

[He thinks you're being kind of silly about this, to be honest. Rainbow hair is great. It's not worth shaving his head over though, so he's just going to drop it.]

[toocoolforthis]

Those are my terms, Bro. Not my fault if you follow through.

[If rainbow hair's so great, Bro's welcome to try and charm Dirk's hair to stay this way. Or do it to himself.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

[Maybe he will. Y'know, once he's back to normal size and isn't at risk of getting stepped on. His magic is probably really weak at this size.]

Are we there yet? You walk slow.

[toocoolforthis]

Almost. Hold your horses, forgive a guy for being careful so that he doesn't risk dropping you.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Alright, alright. I'm just impatient because fuck this being tiny shit. S'not your fault.

[Bro sighs and squirms in Dirk's hand.]

I appreciate you doing this, Rainbro Dash.