Eggs, eggs, eggs!

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WHO: Everyone!
TONE: Fun and light.
RATING: PG-13
WHEN: 24th - 27th
WHERE: All over the place!
WHAT: Easter is in the air and eggs are in your hair! Except not really, but there are eggs everywhere and it is your job to find them.
STATUS: Ongoing! Use whichever format strikes your fancy.

[It's finally time to kick off the egg hunt! You're paired up and the eggs are hidden, so go off and find those eggs! They are hidden literally everywhere, even in places you may not expect them to be. So be sure to look everywhere, just try not to get in too much trouble! Friendly competition is one thing, just don't punch anyone in the face trying to get an egg.

Don't forget to see THIS POST for egg effects.]

Comments

[savviest]

[Oh Bro, if only you could see. He walks right past it because there's a gold egg on the window sill a few steps away. Which he will pocket and say nothing about in the most subtle manner possible.

He spins on his heel as Bro swears and raises an eyebrow down at him before taking hurried steps toward him and waving his hands furiously.]

Put 'em down you little mite.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Oh you sneaky son of a bitch. You could have SAID something, but nooo you had to go and-

Ugh, it doesn't matter. What matters is the fact he's suddenly only a few feet tall and dealing with a stubborn hat. When he finally gets it off his head, it's just in time to see Jack coming at him with his hands waving like an idiot.]

Dude what the fuck is your problem?

[savviest]

[Generally you don't tell people what you're doing when you don't want them to know what you're doing. So he's going to keep it up his sleeve until he's called out.

Once what's happening starts to hit him, he lifts a hand to cover his mouth in surprise before he takes a few exaggerated steps closer.]

You picked a bloody awful time for this one, mate. [He kneels beside the bundle of eggs, narrowing his eyes at them.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

[He got the single worst partner ever. They're supposed to be a team, you dickhead!

Bro just stares up at him with the flattest look his now four year old body can muster.]

I totally did this on purpose, yes.

[savviest]

[Bro is just jealous of his egg finding abilities and also his natural talent for not turning into a little kid.

Jack crouches in front of him, stroking his beard and looking all kinds of confused.]

Does this happen often?

[plushaeusrumpified]

... Yes I turn into a midget every fuckin' day. Really? Is that a thing you just asked me, you dumbass?

[savviest]

I didn't say every day. I said often. Perhaps it would befit you to pay closer attention, huh? Maybe these kind of things wouldn't happen.

[He inspects his fingers lazily.] You'd best be pulling your weight, small or not.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Wow, someone's sure being all kinds of goddamn pedantic up in here.

[He fucking huffs and looks like a bratty child because of it. He hates this so much. He needs a drink.]

I never said I'd slack off. But you know what...?

[Since he's already touched one of the eggs of that particular colour, he picks up one of the ones that turned him into a child and hurls it at Jack.]

[savviest]

Maybe it would BEHOOVE you to be MORE pedantic! [He seems to wiggle himself defensively, it's a very sassy little move. A little clumsy, actually. Is he drunk?]

Wha- ARGH. [He bellows as the egg touches him long enough to have him shrinking downward, his clothes pooling around him as he does. He needs to push his bandana back off his eyes so he can glare at Bro.]

And what exactly was the logic behind that one, mate?

[plushaeusrumpified]

[There was no logic behind his actions, but goddamn hearing Jack yell and then shrink into a kid along with him is weirdly satisfying. He just gives Jack the most smug of looks and shrugs.]

Nothing, I just wanted you to suffer right the fuck along with me.

[savviest]

[Jake is going to shake his head and shuffle along after him, giving him the dirties look.]

Then your goal has been met, Strider. Any more bright ideas?

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yeah. My next bright idea is stay the hell away from any eggs that ain't gold.

[Except that's mostly just commons sense. But whatever. He's gonna just go look for eggs now.]

I don't understand the point of this though. It's just... stupid. [You know what's worse those? Having tiny legs. It feels like a chore just to get somewhere.] Goddamn... How do kids stand being kids, I swear to god.

[savviest]

Bright in more ways than one, I see. Shall we ever be able to reach said eggs when we can scarcely see more than a few feet up?

[Jack is going to shuffle along after him, swaggering is terribly hard when you can hardly move your legs!]

I take back any fleeting desire to be young again.