Eggs, eggs, eggs!

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WHO: Everyone!
TONE: Fun and light.
RATING: PG-13
WHEN: 24th - 27th
WHERE: All over the place!
WHAT: Easter is in the air and eggs are in your hair! Except not really, but there are eggs everywhere and it is your job to find them.
STATUS: Ongoing! Use whichever format strikes your fancy.

[It's finally time to kick off the egg hunt! You're paired up and the eggs are hidden, so go off and find those eggs! They are hidden literally everywhere, even in places you may not expect them to be. So be sure to look everywhere, just try not to get in too much trouble! Friendly competition is one thing, just don't punch anyone in the face trying to get an egg.

Don't forget to see THIS POST for egg effects.]

Comments

[brothor]

But if you are interested in another male, that generally makes you gay? Does it not? [All of the side eyes.] Do you mean to imply that Banner is attracted to you?

There is a considerable amount of difference, actually. I'm also a few months younger than you, am I not?

[arrogantalloy]

I'm not interested in other 'males'. Just Br- Well he was the one who said yes, and kisses me back. That's not so much of an implication as it is a fact.

[His ear flicks in irritation. And he's not even aware that his emotions are coming through because of them.]

You're also from a completely different gene pool. You need to be tall to fight moose.

[brothor]

Oh, I see! So you are both only gay for each other? So if you were not a 'thing' you would generally date girls? Is there a particular word for it?

Height has nothing to do with moose battle, what on earth are you implying?

[Thor lifts a finger, patting at Tony's little head as they enter the great hall. He's quick to take a seat at the Gryffindor table, starting to stack his plate.]

[arrogantalloy]

Uh, I think I'm just going to go with Brucesexual on this one.

[Because to be honest he has no idea if there's another name for it.]

I'm implying that height is always a good advant-

[Tony stops mid-way, because Thor's patting is strangely distracting as they enter the hall. Once Thor's filled his plate, Tony crawls down, resting on his forearm as he snags some bacon and begins to sit up and eat it.]

[brothor]

I do not think there is a word in my language for that, I am afraid. [He shrugs.] In any case, I wish you all the happiness in the world.

I feel like that has little to do with my- Oi! Stark! Get your own!

[He's going to hunch over his plate protectively, giving him a dirty look.]

[arrogantalloy]

[Tony leaps off his arm with the bacon and finishes eating it while watching Thor hunch over the rest.]

I am. This is me getting my own.

[Tony climbs back up onto him quickly, attempting to dart into a gap to grab at an egg.]

[brothor]

You are insufferable. [He growls, reaching for another plate in an almost violent manner and serving Tony out his own little buffet. He scowls, mouth still full of his own food. He clearly does not give a fuck if people think he's being weird.]

Eat.

[arrogantalloy]

You know, it's the love and care you show me that really touches my heart.

[He gives him as sarcastic a look as his fury little face can muster then picks up some scrambled egg, sits back on his haunches and starts to eat.

[brothor]

You are lucky that I consider you to be of some importance, it certainly is not love.

[All of that is said through a mouthful of delicious food.]

[arrogantalloy]

That's not what the acorn tells me.

[His eyes smile because he can't really smile with his furry face and starts to eat more]

Because the acorn tells me at night that you really have some strong caring emotions for me, right there.

[brothor]

If the acorn whispers to you at night you have problems that run even deeper than thievery and lies.

[He scrunches his face up.] You can care and not love.

[arrogantalloy]

Oh it speaks volumes in symbolism and suppressed fondness. You just don't want it to be obvious.

[His little furry ears twitch]

Sure you can, caring means you love the thing to some degree. Like I really care about bacon. And I also love it.

[Keeps chewing on a piece of bacon]

[brothor]

Yes, that must be it.
[It's nearly impossible for his voice to get flatter. It's just a low rumble at this point.]

That is an awfully specific example, most everyone loves bacon! But love is a special term, you must not throw it around willy nilly.

[arrogantalloy]

[Tony tilts his head at him]

I'm not throwing any willy nilly things around. I love bacon and engineering... It's not exactly a term I throw around. Even you should be able to notice that much.