shnpc: (Default)
Non!Players ([personal profile] shnpc) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_logs2013-03-24 01:53 pm

Eggs, eggs, eggs!

WHO: Everyone!
TONE: Fun and light.
RATING: PG-13
WHEN: 24th - 27th
WHERE: All over the place!
WHAT: Easter is in the air and eggs are in your hair! Except not really, but there are eggs everywhere and it is your job to find them.
STATUS: Ongoing! Use whichever format strikes your fancy.

[It's finally time to kick off the egg hunt! You're paired up and the eggs are hidden, so go off and find those eggs! They are hidden literally everywhere, even in places you may not expect them to be. So be sure to look everywhere, just try not to get in too much trouble! Friendly competition is one thing, just don't punch anyone in the face trying to get an egg.

Don't forget to see THIS POST for egg effects.]
toocoolforthis: (FML)

[personal profile] toocoolforthis 2013-03-30 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Smooth moves there, Giovanni. You always this competent and coherent in the mornings?

[He has no idea what Nick is laughing about.]
streetsmarts: (You think you can handle this?)

[personal profile] streetsmarts 2013-03-31 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
[He lets out a few more struggled coughs before taking another swig of juice. He calms himself...before he gets another look at Dirk's hair.]

Nice hair. You do it yourself?
toocoolforthis: (pic#5771903)

[personal profile] toocoolforthis 2013-04-03 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Considering it's the same as always? Yes.

[The fact that he's refusing to check it is mostly out of pride, at the moment. Did it get messed up somehow? Did Nick put something in it without him noticing, as a prank?]
streetsmarts: (Plenty of fish in the sea)

[personal profile] streetsmarts 2013-04-05 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
The same as always, huh? Guess I just got over being colour blind, then. Cause it looks like a damn rainbow just barfed all over that duck butt you call hair, buddy.
toocoolforthis: (Bro you suck)

[personal profile] toocoolforthis 2013-04-06 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't insult the hair, dude.

[So Dirk says, but he's just going to grab a chunk of his fringe and pull it down so he can see, and sure enough...]

Shitfuck.
streetsmarts: (Impressive)

[personal profile] streetsmarts 2013-04-08 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
You make it so easy.

[He shrugs, grinning just a little as Dirk pulls down his fringe. Ever the helpful guy, Nick is going to hold out a spoon to use as a mirror.]

It's like mardi gras came early- or late? Hell if I know. The important thing is? Your hair looks dumb.
toocoolforthis: (so done)

[personal profile] toocoolforthis 2013-04-14 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Shut the fuck up, bro, I look better with a rainbow vomiting on my hair than you ever could.

[Uuuugh he's got to act like nothing's wrong, if he tries disenchanting his hair right now the effect will probably just get worse before it gets better. What is his life.]
streetsmarts: (History is coming alive)

[personal profile] streetsmarts 2013-04-17 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not going to fight you on that one.
[Why would he even want rainbow hair, Dirk? Gosh, use your brain!]

...Did you come in like that or did I miss something?
toocoolforthis: (pic#5939720)

[personal profile] toocoolforthis 2013-04-20 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm clearly the one who would know this.

[Dirk just sighs.]

Hell if I know. I haven't gone easter egg hunting all day.
streetsmarts: (Whatever you say Farmer Joe)

[personal profile] streetsmarts 2013-04-24 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

[Still not going to argue with you.]

Huh... [He's going to give him a once over before raising an eyebrow at his plate.] What are eating there?
toocoolforthis: (pic#5939672)

[personal profile] toocoolforthis 2013-04-25 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dirk doesn't even have to glance at his plate. He just. Sighs.]

Bugger everything into the sun.
streetsmarts: (yeah yeah yeah)

[personal profile] streetsmarts 2013-04-26 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nick is going to snigger into his juice.]

Might wanna stick to toast next time, bud.
toocoolforthis: (pic#6088758)

[personal profile] toocoolforthis 2013-04-28 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Lesson learned. And I get to rock it like a pride parade until it wears off.
streetsmarts: (That was too close)

[personal profile] streetsmarts 2013-05-02 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not gonna lie to you, buddy. It looks awful.
toocoolforthis: (so done)

[personal profile] toocoolforthis 2013-05-04 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe I should just go sit with someone who will appreciate it.

[It's bluster, really. He doesn't want to have to deal with the faces people will make upon seeing it.]
streetsmarts: (goddamn apocalypse)

[personal profile] streetsmarts 2013-05-06 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
If you can find someone who will, be my guest. I clearly don't treat you no good, time for you to move on.

[Staring him down.]
toocoolforthis: (pic#5939720)

[personal profile] toocoolforthis 2013-05-11 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Staring back. It's like they're making a soap opera in monotone.]

I'll find someone better than you in five seconds flat. Don't wait for me. We're never ever getting back together.
streetsmarts: (ACES!)

[personal profile] streetsmarts 2013-05-14 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Mhm. [He rolls his eyes, but he chuckles.] You're breakin' my heart, rainbow brite.
toocoolforthis: (pic#5939674)

[personal profile] toocoolforthis 2013-05-14 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
At least I'm hurting you the same way you've hurt me, you heartbreaking bastard.

[Okay, no, he's not moving. Nick is pretty entertaining, even if he's insulting Dirk's hair.]