Eggs, eggs, eggs!

[shnpc]

WHO: Everyone!
TONE: Fun and light.
RATING: PG-13
WHEN: 24th - 27th
WHERE: All over the place!
WHAT: Easter is in the air and eggs are in your hair! Except not really, but there are eggs everywhere and it is your job to find them.
STATUS: Ongoing! Use whichever format strikes your fancy.

[It's finally time to kick off the egg hunt! You're paired up and the eggs are hidden, so go off and find those eggs! They are hidden literally everywhere, even in places you may not expect them to be. So be sure to look everywhere, just try not to get in too much trouble! Friendly competition is one thing, just don't punch anyone in the face trying to get an egg.

Don't forget to see THIS POST for egg effects.]

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Whoa. Dave, what happened? He hasn't realize that they do all this shit yet, so he looks kind of surprised right now.]

What the fuck happened to you?

[strideallknight]

[He crosses his arms over his chest as he looks up at Bro.]

One of the goddamn eggs I picked up did it. My partner's Thor, and he's not that kinda guy, so.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Oh of course they would be magical eggs. Of course. Don't mind him while he just facepalms.

Also the deja vu here is astronomical. Little Dave was always terrifying to deal with. He didn't miss it much, even if he's an adorable little shit.]

Just don't piss everywhere, you got that? Goddamn it. This shit better wear off soon, I already raised you once from a sproglet.

[strideallknight]

[That's because he has two older brothers to spoil the hell out of him.

Dave is so unimpressed right now, Bro.]

Bro, please. I might have the body of a five-year-old, but I'm mentally 14. If there's any pissing going around, it's because someone deserved it and it won't by my piss.

[plushaeusrumpified]

I'm just sayin'! I figured you were mentally yourself, considering you sound a lot more competent than you did back then. The potty mouth is still the same, though... Anyway. So I guess since there's no risk of you pissing all over me, I can do this.

[He squats down and gives Dave's hair a ruffle.]

What a kawaii little motherfucker.

[strideallknight]

Gee, I wonder where I got it from.

[jfkdslahjfekwa He swats both hands at Bro's.]

I'm not "kawaii," that's not in the list of approved adjectives to describe me.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Bro sways his hands back.]

Hell yeah it is! Dude, have you seen yourself? You're fucking kawaii as hell. Just go look in a mirror and get back to me and tell me kawaii isn't applicable here.

[strideallknight]

I've seen my reflection a thousand times in my life, and I can tell you with 100% honesty that I'm not kawaii as hell.

[Swat swat swat!!!! Most mature brothers ever.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Swats the hardest!!! And darts his hand in to ruffle Dave's hair again.]

But you haven't seen your reflection as a kid, Dave! You might not be kawaii when you're older, but you sure as hell are now.

[strideallknight]

[DAMN IT BRO he gives up. For now.]

That's what pictures are for. [He refuses to make a comment to that last statement.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

[He's just going to hold his hands up in the shape of a square and then flick his finger, making a clicking sound like a camera.]

Sorry, left the real one inside. But abububu, listen to you all sounding sarcastic. What a fuckin' cutie.

[Yeah now he's just doing it to get on Dave's nervous.] Wanna play peekaboo?