Eggs, eggs, eggs!

[shnpc]

WHO: Everyone!
TONE: Fun and light.
RATING: PG-13
WHEN: 24th - 27th
WHERE: All over the place!
WHAT: Easter is in the air and eggs are in your hair! Except not really, but there are eggs everywhere and it is your job to find them.
STATUS: Ongoing! Use whichever format strikes your fancy.

[It's finally time to kick off the egg hunt! You're paired up and the eggs are hidden, so go off and find those eggs! They are hidden literally everywhere, even in places you may not expect them to be. So be sure to look everywhere, just try not to get in too much trouble! Friendly competition is one thing, just don't punch anyone in the face trying to get an egg.

Don't forget to see THIS POST for egg effects.]

Comments

[toocoolforthis]

[Dirk glances around. It looks like no one's in the stalls, at least...]

Might as well check the sinks first.

[fuckmackandme]

Right! Sinks.

[Searching the sinks, searching the sinks~

No, there's no song to be made out of it, oh well. Let's just search and...]

Oh! Found a purple one. Right here se-

[And we all know what purple means!

Have fun with kitty!John, Dirk!]

Meow.

[toocoolforthis]

Dicks on a pogo stick, John, what the hell.

[Wow. Just. What is he supposed to do with a cat and an egg? He doesn't even want to touch the purple egg in case it affects him, too.]

Can you even understand me right now?

[fuckmackandme]

[Well... He can, but how the hell can he let Dirk know that?

Can he nod? Probably better not try, how do cats even work.

He just... Tries to paw "yes" on the floor, which would be a lot more effective if there was sand or something so Dirk could see, but this is a bathroom, having sand there would be weird.]

Meow. [Yes.]

[toocoolforthis]

[How rarely has John seen cats, that he doesn't know they can nod?

But his scrabbling on the floor looks purposeful, so Dirk will take that for a yes.]

C'mon, grab that egg. We oughtta get out of here before someone comes in.

[fuckmackandme]

[Look, it's different when you suddenly turn into a cat, ok, shit gets confusing!

Wait, how is he supposed to grab that egg, he has no thumbs! Oh, right, mouth. Off it goes to his mouth then. Good thing the egg is small enough to fit there.

He's ready when you are, Dirk. He kinda can't open the door.]

[toocoolforthis]

[Yeah, time to get out of here before they get hexed for being in a girl's bathroom.

Clearly John's little cat feet are going to move him too slowly. Which is why Dirk picks him up and just starts carrying him out.]

[shnpc]

[There's a faint giggle from a high corner of the bathroom, where a girl in thick-framed glasses is floating, looking absolutely delighted at the scenario in front of her.]

Serves you right! This is a girl's bathroom, you know...

[fuckmackandme]

[Oh great ghost girl. Go away, we just wanted some eggs.

Have a kitty hiss.]

[toocoolforthis]

[Dirk stops just short of the door, and turns.]

Would have been more appropriate if we were turned into girls.

[shnpc]

[That just gets another giggle, her lips parting in an 'o' of innocent surprise.]

Would you rather he was a girl..?

[fuckmackandme]

[More hissing because what the fuck no, don't ask that, he's a Strider, that'll come back up again and John will be the butt of the joke!]

[toocoolforthis]

I'm just saying it would be more appropriate.

[Ergh, the problem with John being a cat right now is the claws. Fine, he'll just set him down now. To spare himself from getting scratched.]

Calm your tits, bro.