Eggs, eggs, eggs!

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WHO: Everyone!
TONE: Fun and light.
RATING: PG-13
WHEN: 24th - 27th
WHERE: All over the place!
WHAT: Easter is in the air and eggs are in your hair! Except not really, but there are eggs everywhere and it is your job to find them.
STATUS: Ongoing! Use whichever format strikes your fancy.

[It's finally time to kick off the egg hunt! You're paired up and the eggs are hidden, so go off and find those eggs! They are hidden literally everywhere, even in places you may not expect them to be. So be sure to look everywhere, just try not to get in too much trouble! Friendly competition is one thing, just don't punch anyone in the face trying to get an egg.

Don't forget to see THIS POST for egg effects.]

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Well that hurt a whole lot. And by a whole lot he means not at all.

And he can't help the only thing in inches he really has to compare Murdoc to is his dick. And also there's the fact he just is a pervert. But that's who Murdoc fell in love with, after all. He really wouldn't cock slap him, though. He really doesn't want to literally break Murdoc with his penis. That would just be kind of depressing, and would lead to him reducio-ing it.]

Of course I won't!

[He sounds indignant at that, as if the idea is appalling. Because it is! There's no way Bro would ever drop him. That'd be depressing as fuck.]

You've never been in safer hands than mine, babe. I promise. Or a safer has, as it were. But still, you get my point. I'll take care of you until this little issue is resolved.

[wwistful]

[Murdoc isn't getting anywhere near his penis for the next two hours so they've got absolutely nothing to worry about in that regard. The image is still unsettling, but he's got better things to think about.

He's going to sigh dramatically and prop his chin on the edge of the cap.]

This is horrible. [He's going to give him the doe eyed look for a long moment as if Bro could possibly fix anything before he perks up a bit for the next order of business.] Would you fetch my wand? It's over by the eggs there. Careful not to touch any of them or we'll both be cat food.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[You know what Bro doesn't notice often enough? How fucking adorable Murdoc is. Funny how it takes having Murdoc a few inches tall to make him realize this. The way he sighs and rests his head on the cap is just so fucking cute that he just kind of spaces out for a moment. Enough to not really catch what Murdoc says.]

Sorry, what? I got distracted by all these dokis I have for how fucking adorable you are right now. Something about your wand and cat food...

[wwistful]

Must you really? [He looks exasperated by Bro right now.] It's bad enough I'm this small, you needn't go out of your way to make me feel...

[Cute? He doesn't know the word he's looking for, so he just trails off and scowls at him.]

I've half a mind to climb up there and give your ear a tug. I told you to get my wand and to be careful of the eggs, you fool.

[plushaeusrumpified]

I would apologize, but it'd be a lie.

[Cute is accurate. Murdoc is so cute right now that it almost physically hurts to see. Maybe he'll hoard the eggs so that he can experience this more often. Or learn how to make a shrinking potion. Because god, what a fucking kawaii.]

Oh. Yeah, I can do that. No problem.

[He makes his way over to the little cluster of painfully eggs and picks up Murdoc's wand carefully, stowing it in his pocket.]

You want me to give that cat a kick while I'm at it?

[wwistful]

You're bein' awfully unsympathetic of my condition.
[He gives up on attempting to stand and plops down to sit cross legged, though part of him does want to climb up and sit closer to the other man, he decides he doesn't want to chance it right now.]

Good. [He answers curtly, entirely unaware that Bro wants to magic him this small more often, even if he's quite obviously amused by the situation, bastard.]

If you please. [So he's going to shift to look over the side of the hat.]

TW: Cat kicking

[plushaeusrumpified]

It's a very temporary condition that I'm just taking full advantage of.

[At the last bit, Bro gives a nod and walks over to the cat, who's still hanging upside down and hissing feebly. He glances down at Murdoc and gives him a smirk, before flicking his wand to undo the spell. As the cat falls, Bro gives it a swift kick, where it lands a few feet away before slinking away with a hiss.]

I hope that was a cathartic for you as it was for me. I hate cats.

We're terrible people

[wwistful]

I'll make sure you regret it when I'm back to my usual self.

[He throws a bitter look over his shoulder at Bro before leaning back to peer over the edge of the cap, watching with probably a bit too much glee. The horrible person award is going to both of them today, that much is for certain.]

As do I. [He pulls away from the edge of the cap to give Bro a small smile.] We should probably feel bad for that.

the terribest

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Bro just shrugs casually.]

We should, but you know what? I don't feel a goddamn thing. It deserved it for trying to eat my little Murman. And hey, that thing you said about making me regret it... that a promise?

[He's holding the cap up near his face and giving Murdoc a waggle of his brows. Doesn't he look oh so seductive?]

Re: the terribest

[wwistful]

For what it's worth, I was never particularly fond of cats either. Nor animals in general, really. [Other than his own dog.] Must you continue to call me that?
[He stands, sagging his shoulders a little and stepping closer as he's brought forward.]

You have my word. [He answers in a stiff voice, pressing a quick kiss to the palm of his own hand and reaching out to slap Bro as hard as he can. It's not much, but it should sting a little at least.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

What's wrong with Murman? It's cute. Like you.

[Aww, you know he actually thought you were being adorable and gonna press your palm to him or something. He didn't expect a slap. Bro flinches a little as Murdoc's hand connects, and he moves Murdoc away quickly.]

That was fucking rude! That stung like a bee, you dick. What was that for? I kicked the cat for you! I saved your life! You should be thanking me, not getting in touch with your inner insect.

[He's just going to give Murdoc a pouty little look for irony.]

[wwistful]

It's stupid, like you.
[He gives him the blandest of expressions. Don't you love that he sugar coats everything for you?]

It was a kiss. [He blinks, making the most innocent of tiny expressions. You can't stay mad at this, can you?]

[plushaeusrumpified]

I'm not stupid, and that was not a kiss.

[...He wants to stay angry. Or at least a little annoyed. But it's just sort of melting away as Murdoc gives him that look. You asshole, you're playing this to your advantage.]

Maybe if you give me a real kiss, I'll forgive you.

[He brings the hat back towards him, and puckers his lips.]

[wwistful]

It had to be hard or you wouldn't feel it.

[You are mistaken, he's always exactly like this.]

Alri- [He starts to say, but then Bro puckers and that is absolutely terrifying. What if he accidentally eats him? Murdoc is going to fall backward and scramble to the back of the cap looking absolutely terrified.] Stop that!

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Bro is just waiting for that kiss. And waiting. It isn't until Murdoc speaks that he opens his eyes and sees that he's scrambled to the back of the cap and is looking like he's about to piss himself.]

What the hell is your problem?

[Honestly he can't even fathom what the issue could be. Does his breath stink? No he just brushed his teeth today. Murdoc is being silly.]

[wwistful]

[Once Bro calls him out on it, Murdoc begins to realise how terribly stupid his reaction had been. Bro is just so...big. His face is big. It's kind of hard to smooch someone when they're this many times bigger than you. It's also hard to admit that without sounding offensive, so Murdoc is just going to gather himself up and step forward.]

If you were my size you'd understand. [Only he doubts that. Little Bro would probably be all over him. Either way, so as not to offend the other man, he'll lean in and give him a peck on the lips. It's horribly strange kissing someone when you're almost small enough to fit in their mouth, Murdoc never knew that until now.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

[When Murdoc finally does come over and give him the kiss, he feels slightly better. But it was still pretty alarming to see the man looking so terrified of him. He'd prefer never seeing him look that way towards him again, to be perfectly honest.]

You know that no matter what, I'd never hurt you, right? Like... ever. I mean, aside from a friendly punch or two when you deserve it, but still. You may be tiny, but I ain't gonna let a damn thing happen to you.

[wwistful]

[After kissing him, he can't help leaning in to rest his little head on Bro's cheekbone, sighing loudly and pressing a kiss to his face. He steps back as Bro talks, looking a little guilty for his over reaction. He wrings his hands and looks up at Bro with the same doe eyed look from earlier. You can't be upset with this face, can you?]

I know you wouldn't, love. You're just...huge. You shouldn't've come at me so fast, you startled me. [He fidgets before holding out his arms to be lifted.] Can't I sit in your hand or your pocket or somethin'? You shoulder, maybe?

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Oh no. Murdoc is being precious and Bro is pretty much going doki all up in his chest. Seriously. How are tiny people so fucking cute? Murdoc is cute in general, but tiny Murdoc is just making his fucking teeth rot out.]

Sorry... But yeah! Yeah, you can. [Slowly, he reaches forward and takes Murdoc into his hand, before placing him on his shoulder gently.] That better?

[wwistful]

[If Murdoc knew what he was thinking, he'd probably get another smack. Or a kiss. He's not sure how he'd feel, but the novelty is wearing off.]

Thank you. [He answers curtly, letting himself slide onto Bro's shoulder and scuffling into a comfortable position, nestling close to the other man's neck.]

Much better. [He pauses to think before looking up.] Where to now?

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Once Murdoc is situated on his shoulder, he gives him a tiny smile.]

Yeah, you're welcome. And I dunno. Did you have anywhere particular you wanted to go? I can take you back to the castle so as to avoid any goddamn while animals trying to have you for dinner.

[wwistful]

[Murdoc pets under his sideburns with his tiny hand, looking fondly up at him.]

You're a wonderful boyfriend. [He says that a little softer than he should, so it might be hard to hear.] The castle would be good. Though I imagine Charlotte may wonder where I've gotten to.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[He hears it, and it just makes him smiles, letting out a tiny laugh. He doesn't have much to say to it though, so he just keeps going in silence. Until Murdoc says that, at least.]

... Screw her, she can fuckin' wait. I need to keep an eye on you until you're back to normal. I don't trust her not to eat you alive.

[wwistful]

Alright.. [He trails off, glancing around before shrugging lightly.] Back to the castle it is then.

[He's going to sit patiently on Dirk's shoulder for however long it takes, but he hasn't done a terribly good job at keeping track of time. An hour passes and Murdoc hardly has time to register the fact that he's growing. All he can do is squawk indignantly as he changes back to his original size, clinging desperately to Dirk as he does.]

Mother a' merlin! [He chirps, digging his fingers into Dirk's shirt as he struggles not to fall.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

[When the change occurs, Bro isn't expecting it. So when he suddenly has a full sized Murdoc clinging to him, Bro is quite fucking startled and that is apparent by the way he lets out a yell. There's no way he's prepared for the weight of Murdoc, so he falls forward, right onto Murdoc.]

Jesus shit!