Eggs, eggs, eggs!

[shnpc]

WHO: Everyone!
TONE: Fun and light.
RATING: PG-13
WHEN: 24th - 27th
WHERE: All over the place!
WHAT: Easter is in the air and eggs are in your hair! Except not really, but there are eggs everywhere and it is your job to find them.
STATUS: Ongoing! Use whichever format strikes your fancy.

[It's finally time to kick off the egg hunt! You're paired up and the eggs are hidden, so go off and find those eggs! They are hidden literally everywhere, even in places you may not expect them to be. So be sure to look everywhere, just try not to get in too much trouble! Friendly competition is one thing, just don't punch anyone in the face trying to get an egg.

Don't forget to see THIS POST for egg effects.]

Comments

[strideallknight]

[Dave has kind of split from Thor for a moment, mostly to see if any eggs got crammed into any of his classrooms. He's looking around the Charms classroom when he spies something that shouldn't strictly be there.

He stares at the little bunny for a long time before slowly walking towards her, stopping about five feet away. Dave sits down on the floor and holds out a hand.]

How the hell did you get in here? I didn't think rabbits were allowed as pets.

[What with the owls and cats....]

[stubbornskeptic]

[Jane was...kind of hoping she wouldn't run into anybody she knew. Or anybody at all. She isn't sure how long this spell is gonna last and, uh. It's a little weird to get talked to like you're a pet.

At least she knows Dave isn't some sort of sadist or something, though.

She peeks up at him, not sure what he intends to do with the hand. Pet her? Let her sniff it? She doesn't need to sniff it, obviously. Maybe staring will get that across...some...how.

She really has no idea how to be a rabbit. This is ridiculous.]

[strideallknight]

[He looks a little amused.]

I'm not gonna hurt you.

[Dave makes a face.]

Guess I do smell like barn owl, though.

[stubbornskeptic]

[Yes, Dave, that's the problem. It has nothing to do with her bright blue eyes and how they indicate that she's actually human!

She scootches closer, indicating that she's okay with him at least. She isn't about to lower herself to sniffing him, though.]

[strideallknight]

[Dave doesn't know rabbits okay. He only knows birds. The only thing he knows about rabbits is that they're primarily shy.

He reaches over slowly to try to scratch her behind the ears.]

[stubbornskeptic]

[...Ohhhh, that has no business feeling so good! She's not a real rabbit!

But, uh, she supposes she is one right now. So she'll just enjoy it and forget that it's kind of a weird thing to enjoy.]

[strideallknight]

[Oh no that fur is just so soft. Sorry, Jane, he's just. Gonna pick you up and cuddle you and give ear scritches.

Holy shit this rabbit is so cute he can't.

...Holy shit he hopes nobody sees him gushing over a little bunny rabbit. His rep can't take that.]

[stubbornskeptic]

[Whoa, she wasn't expecting that! Luckily he's gentle, and actually being held feels...really nice. She isn't sure she wants to looking into why that might be, though.

Jane might be leaning into his touches now. Oops.]

[strideallknight]

Oh my God, you're the cutest fuckin' thing.

[A beat.]

Man, don't tell my owl that or she'll get jealous.

[stubbornskeptic]

[Jane doesn't think rabbits can blush, but she's pretty sure she would be if she were human. Not that it...matters that Dave thinks she's cute. Since she's a rabbit and not herself.

She'd laugh at his joke either way, though.

Her ears twitch a little, appreciative.]

[strideallknight]

[It's really very tempting to just bury his face in her fur and act like an utter, gushing dork, but he refrains with great effort.

Dave stands up.]

Might as well see if we can find your owner. Though, I might have to beat people away as your cute factor attracts them to your backyard.

[stubbornskeptic]

[Wait, where are they going?

No-- no! They can't go into the hallway! She's already a few rooms away from where she left her--








clothes.

Oh dear Merlin she's just poofed back into her regular human, naked form. And Dave is still holding her.

Just kill her now.]

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[strideallknight]

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[strideallknight]

[OH GOD he's just gonna.

Casually.

Put her down on her feet.

And turn away.]

I swear. I didn't know and I didn't mean to look. Please, please, don't slap me.

[stubbornskeptic]

[Jane wobbles onto her feet and then just. Stands there in a daze for a moment.

Before shrieking and covering herself with her arms. She turns away, breathing hard out of shock.]

I-- I'm not gonna slap you!

[strideallknight]

[He's blushing so hard oh God.]

Uh...where are your clothes? I can, you know. Get 'em for you. Or. Something?

[Sob this is so unfair.]

[stubbornskeptic]

Three rooms down. On the right.

[She scurries to hide behind the teacher's desk while he's gone.

Holy shit how could this have happened, seriously?!]

[strideallknight]

Gotcha.

[Yep, just gonna. Casually power-walk all the way to the classroom her clothes are in, take them, and come back. He places the clothes on top of the teacher's desk and then turns to stand by the door.]

You, uh, want me out so you can change or something?

[stubbornskeptic]

[She snags the clothes and drags them down by her.]

Uh-um. If you could, I'll just be a moment!

[Time to get dressed super fast, blushing all the while.]

[strideallknight]

[He's super quiet while she changes. He was cuddling and petting her in his lap jkdfslahfekjwahfekwa]

[stubbornskeptic]

[And she is also realizing this and despite having all her clothes on she is having a hard time getting up now because she is that embarrassed.

The petting would've been okay if he hadn't found out who she was!

Well, she can't hide back here all day. Time to go out and face the Dave.]

Um, I'm so so sorry about that. I didn't know that would...happen.

[strideallknight]

[These two are so awkward. Dave is refusing to look at her because sob he looked at his best friend's sister/cousin and his brother's best friend while she was naked]

Nah, [you're] it's fine. [very fine] Didn't expect you to know that the eggs would be rigged. Granted, that's hardly surprising considering we're in Hogwarts.

Feel free to ignore him, he's just kinda there.

[shnpc]

[ORIGINALLY the Lizard had every intention of guilting the two whippersnappers for being in a classroom WITHOUT PERMISSION.

But now? His priorities have changed.]

You liiiiiked it. [He calls out, floating behind Dave's head.]

jkfdslahjfekwahkjfvdashjk

[strideallknight]

[It's sad that he's actually used to random shit flying behind his head.]

Nobody asked the peanut gallery.

<3

[shnpc]

[The lizard is undeterred by your comment, he will drift to the side and try to make him look at her.]

That's an awfully rude way to treat someone you just meeeeet. [He looks a little indignant.] But that doesn't change the fact that you liiiiiked iiiiit.