shnpc: (Default)
Non!Players ([personal profile] shnpc) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_logs2012-03-18 06:35 pm

Parents Day! Come and mingle~

WHO: Students and their Parents and also Teachers.
TONE: Fun, cute, familial.
RATING: G to PG-13
WHEN: March 18th, throughout the day. But also evening in the Great Hall
WHERE: Great Hall or anywhere in the school.
WHAT: Parents are visiting! There's a party in the Great Hall around dinner time where everyone can get together in one place. Get your parental mingle on! And have fun.
STATUS: Ongoing! Use whatever tag format you want!

Feel free to make your own threads, or tag reply to the Great Hall thread. Go nuts!
stridingironically: (YOU)

[personal profile] stridingironically 2012-03-18 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Oh. Wow.

You're the fat one yet I'm the pig. Beautiful. This is what happens when fat people have too much money or too many privileges. They forget that they're fat.
getthat_out_ofyourmouth: (wow yep that sure is a thing)

[personal profile] getthat_out_ofyourmouth 2012-03-18 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[He lets out a sharp, cruel laugh.]

Is typical. Your ignorance is only paralleled by your lack of empathy. Perhaps you are needing to have firsthand education, oslayob.
stridingironically: (lineface of irony)

[personal profile] stridingironically 2012-03-18 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
When I have a fucking donut craving, all my empathy packs it bags. I want a god damn donut. I'm pretty fucking sure you could teach me a thing or two about eating donuts, so why don't we put that theory to the test.
getthat_out_ofyourmouth: (lol wut)

[personal profile] getthat_out_ofyourmouth 2012-03-19 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
[He just stares for a moment like he can't fucking believe this dolboeb.

Protip, he can't.

Finally, he gives a great belly laugh and then steps away, clapping his hand down on the cheeky American's shoulder.]


Fine, fine, I am in good mood today. Still...I would be avoiding ones that smell like almond if I were you.

[And with that, he pats his shoulder solidly again, and walks off.]
stridingironically: (this act of surprise is purely ironic)

[personal profile] stridingironically 2012-03-19 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Bro stares back impassively. And then he was touched- fuck, ew.]

Whoa don't fu- Why the fuck would a donut smell like almonds?

[Ergh stop doing that.]

Get the fuck back here and tell me why- No, fuck you. Bye.

[He stares at the donuts. Now he's fucking paranoid and has totally lost his appetite.]