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sortinghat_logs2013-02-09 02:04 pm
arrogantalloy) wrote in sortinghat_logs2013-02-09 02:04 pm
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Is it parenting when it's a snake?
WHO: Tony and Steve
TONE: Most likely full Tony Judging from Steve. But otherwise Kind of curious?
RATING: G
WHEN: Feb 9th Breakfast
WHERE: Great Hall, Gryffindor table
WHAT: Tony and Steve try to talk about how to look after the egg.
STATUS: Ongoing
As Tony intrudes himself upon the Gryffindor table, he keeping the egg in his pocket while he builds a toast soldier thrown for it somewhat out of boredom. Once finished, he puts the egg comfortably on the seat.
"I don't know how I feel about a breakfast staple feeling like leather. Seems wrong somehow."
He takes a dry fruit loop and puts it on top of the egg like a crown.
"So, how are we going to do this? You take it to your room during the week, and I get it on weekends. Because that way I'm the cool dad, while you're making it do it's homework every night. I mean at least this way, it works with our personalities."
He rests his elbow on the table as he cradles his chin in his hand as he stares with a bored sort of curiosity at Steve.
TONE: Most likely full Tony Judging from Steve. But otherwise Kind of curious?
RATING: G
WHEN: Feb 9th Breakfast
WHERE: Great Hall, Gryffindor table
WHAT: Tony and Steve try to talk about how to look after the egg.
STATUS: Ongoing
As Tony intrudes himself upon the Gryffindor table, he keeping the egg in his pocket while he builds a toast soldier thrown for it somewhat out of boredom. Once finished, he puts the egg comfortably on the seat.
"I don't know how I feel about a breakfast staple feeling like leather. Seems wrong somehow."
He takes a dry fruit loop and puts it on top of the egg like a crown.
"So, how are we going to do this? You take it to your room during the week, and I get it on weekends. Because that way I'm the cool dad, while you're making it do it's homework every night. I mean at least this way, it works with our personalities."
He rests his elbow on the table as he cradles his chin in his hand as he stares with a bored sort of curiosity at Steve.
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He gives up on making the egg royal, and eats the fruit loop instead.
"He doesn't snoop. He messes with, there's a difference. Hey, I leave bits of car all over my bed and he doesn't touch those. He only messes with certain things."
Tony wipes at his chin then sighs.
"You know, you're making this a loveless relationship. I hope you know this."
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He tears his scone into pieces, eating it bit by bit.
"Not a difference that matters, and from what I've gathered? What he likes messing with is organic things. You know, like a snake egg."
Rolling his eyes, he finishes the last piece of his scone.
"There's no love in child rearing."
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He taps his fingers on the table then starts to eat a strawberry. Reflecting on his own parents for a moment.
"Okay, you have a point there."
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He nods, brows furrowing a bit. His mother raised him alone for a very long time before she passed away. He had stories about his father, but no memories of the man.
"I always have a point."
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Tony smirks to himself a little.
"And sometimes, it isn't your head. Should we name it?"
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He shrugs, fiddling with his goblet.
"I don't know. What would we even call it?"
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Tony grins.
"You're a real sweetheart for letting me keep it, then."
Tony eats a little more as he contemplates the egg.
"Butterfngers"
Because Tony has bad naming skills.