"You're just sayin' that because you want a full sized pony," he says. He's onto you, Dirk. He's so onto you right now. You'd magic it's mane to look like Rainbow Dash. You're predictable like that.

And he would fucking love it.

He fakes a look of horror. "Oh fuck. Looks like you're gonna have to get a job to pay that fuckin' child support. You ever considered working with me on my puppet site? It pays good money, y'know. Gotta put food on the table for those little Dirklets out there."