"Our lack of cow," Dirk says. "Doubt we could fit one into the apartment even if we wanted to. We'd do better getting a horse." He idly pets the little Rainbow Dash again. There have to be some miniature horses somewhere in the magical world, he'd bet. It would be really awesome.

He's totally rolling his eyes behind his shades, though. "Yes. There are two illegitimate children you should know about. I wasn't going to tell you because I didn't want you to worry."