There sure as shit is a baby book for fifteen year old. Do not doubt his ability to do stupid shit like make one, because if you doubt him then you will absolutely be proven wrong. And then he would probably make copies of it and pass it around the school. For absolutely no reason.

He watches as Dirk admires the pony, barely able to contain the smile that wants to spread across his face. Bro knew that Dirk would like it, and he's glad that he got it for him. He doesn't say anything, just watches the figure move with Dirk, letting out a small chuckle as it dodges around Dirk's hand. When Dirk finally looks back at him, he thinks for a moment and just shrugs.

"Well... y'know. The same as usual, I guess? The castle causing shit to happen. There was this thing where these shadows appeared, I got a boyfriend, there was a time when wishes were granted, farting dragons..." He rambles, hoping that the bomb he just dropped goes unnoticed. Honestly was a little... nervous, about telling Dirk about Murdoc. If only because he's never actually really dated anyone. It's not easy telling anyone about this, let alone your kid. "So yeah. The usual."