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[selfhatred]

WHO: Karkat Vantas, John Egbert, Gamzee Makara, Tavros Nitram, Dave Strider
TONE: teenage drama/bros before hos/teenage boy wizard slumber party
RATING: uh, PG-13? for Karkat's mouth and possible sloppy makeouts between guys
WHEN: evening of February 14th
WHERE: Gryffindor 3rd year boy's dorm
STATUS: ongoing

[He didn't care if it was illegal or anything to have people from other Houses in the dorms or whatever. House loyalty didn't really matter to Karkat Vantas, he just saw it as a way for people to be superficial about their pride. So it probably came as no surprise to any other members of the Gryffindor House that he casually stalked through the common room with a Hufflepuff in tow. Getting Tavros up to the 3rd year dorm had been a task and a half, but they eventually got there, even if Karkat had to ask for help.]

Comments

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

But, uh, what if you make your cakes at home... Uh, from scratch? Wouldn't that be, um, cutting out the middle man? And that way, uh, the cake wouldn't be evil!
Uhhh, assuming that there really is an evil baking empire...

[clockspinner]

_{[Dave still has all of his gear on and his broom in hand when he toes open the door to the room.]}

Uuughh Specter is seriously trying to kill all of u--

_{[Wait what the fuck.]}

Okay, I'll bite. Why is there an inter-house cuddle puddle on the floor of our room?

[mo_cara]

[From behind Karkat, Gamzee gives Dave a nasty kind of grin.] Something wrong with a brother getting his affection on, motherfucker?

[selfhatred]

[He smacks Gamzee's hand away from his stomach before shooting Dave a glare.] And here I was hoping Specter might've killed you this time.

[fuckmackandme]

[ignores the hostility because that's just busibess as usual]

Oh hey Dave! It's a slumber party! Come sit with us!