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[ladyliberty]

WHO: Amelia and Botan
TONE: Fretful
RATING: PG-13 for sex talk?
WHEN: February 11th
WHERE: Gryffindor girls dorm
STATUS: Ongoing

[Good morning, Botan. You may have noticed your blanket was a bit heavier this morning. Some 180 pounds heavier, actually. And warm. And breathing.]

Comments

[styxiedust]

[...This isn't such an unusual occurrence, but still may as well be polite.]

Good morning, Amelia.

[ladyliberty]

"Botan, I really fucked up this time."

[styxiedust]

Oh, come now. It can't be as bad as you think.

[ladyliberty]

I accidentally had sex with Graham.

[styxiedust]

...Yeah, that is kind of a big thing to mess up.

[Wow.]

Hey, do you want to talk about it? Do you need a hug?

[ladyliberty]

Please?

[styxiedust]

Yes, of course. [Smoosh~]

Let's start from the beginning, yeah?

[ladyliberty]

Well I was gonna go to the snogging party with Ellis, right, but he was sick! But he tells me to go anyway and I'm like 'well it's just kissing' so I was like okay but then Graham, well you know he's like, intense and it just... got out of hand.

[styxiedust]

...How was he?

[THAT'S CLEARLY THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION.]

[ladyliberty]

[Hermano understaaaands.]

Oh, fantastic! I feel like I got in a fight with a hippogryff.

[She sits up a bit to show off the tapestry of hickies across her collarbone and shoulders.]

[styxiedust]

[Tsk tsk tsk, so many. Fussy healer mode has been activated.]

Hmm, but what are you going to tell Ellis if he sees those?

[ladyliberty]

[Oh fuck.]

Quidditch practice?

[styxiedust]

...Amelia.

[Honey, no.]

[ladyliberty]

What am I gonna do!

[styxiedust]

I--I don't know, I've never actually been in a situation like this before!

[Shh shh, have a hair pet anyway, Amelier.]

Ellis is a very kind bloke...so you shouldn't lie to him about what you've been up to. But at the same time, I don't see this as something that would come up...unless Graham likes bragging. And I doubt that's one of the things he banters about. [And frankly the idea of Graham detailing his sexual conquests is even more terrifying than usual.]

1/3

[ladyliberty]

He'd better not! I'd beat the crap out of him if he does.

[ladyliberty]

He'd probably like that, wouldn't he.

[ladyliberty]

I can't just tell Ellis though! "By the way, Graham and I totally shagged, and we've barely even gotten past five!"

[styxiedust]

No, you're right...well...it's good enough that you've told me, I think. Ellis doesn't have to know...

[ladyliberty]

Maybe I can make it up to him somehow.

[styxiedust]

Like what? Bake him a "I'm definitely not going to have sex with other guys any more" pie?

1/2

[ladyliberty]

No!

[ladyliberty]

I mean like have sex with him.

[styxiedust]

Eh...do you want to?

It won't mean much to him or you if you don't want to.

1/2

[ladyliberty]

Sure I want to!

[ladyliberty]

But my vag feels like raw meat.

[styxiedust]

Well you don't have to go and do it right now.

Get some...rest.

[ladyliberty]

Could you clean some of these up for me?

[styxiedust]

Of course, I'll get my first aid kit right away.

[Which of course has salves for bruises and other contusions. OH AMELIA YOU AND YOUR LOVE OF VIOLENCE.]

[ladyliberty]

[VIOLENCE IS SO FUN THO.]

Thanks.