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WHO: Tony, and YOU
TONE: Confused and adventuours
RATING: PG
WHEN: December 1st through 3rd
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
WHAT: Tony's woken up 5 years old, in a place he's never been before.
NOTE: Tony is going to be all over the place, so let me know where you've come across him.

Waking up. Tony finds himself in bed with somebody else. Sitting up Tony looks around the room then he stares at the older boy for a second before patting his face.

"Hey? Hey?"

What he doesn't know, is that the boy he's patting is Bruce.

After a while he finds himself away from Bruce and is exploring Hogwarts, looking to see what kind of place this is and what he can get up to.

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"Cohort?"

He scoffs.

"I'm not a joiner. But I can be leader if you want"

Gilbert snorts. "If you're a leader, you're either my enemy or my ally. Which is it?"

He crosses his arms at him.

"I'm the protector of A-.. The innocent."

He was going to say America, till he remembered that Bruce said they were in England.

"I'm the ruler of all the Germans! And this castle. It's mine, 'cause I was here first."

Gilbert hasn't even put much consideration into his current location.

"Cool. But we're in England. And I've been here all morning and haven't seen you. So how do you know I wasn't here first?"

Clearly, Tony was easy to impress as a child.

"I've been here since before last night."

But was he actually? He hasn't a clue, but he might as well assume it.

"Besides, the Queen's German, which means I rule her too!"

"Prove it."

He actually rolls his eyes, knowing he's full of crap for sure.

"No one rules the Queen, that's why she's queen, dummy."

"What? You want to see my bed? How can I prove it, stupid?"

He puffs his cheeks. How dare you even imply that he's wrong!

"She's still German!"

"I woke up in someone else's bed. I could have been here from last night too, just asleep and not knowing it."

He sighs loudly.

"Me and my President are both American. But That doesn't mean I'm the boss of him. This is a school too. How did you even get in? In someone's luggage?"

"Well, I totally was here first anyway."

He's losing this argument and it sucks.

"You're not awesome enough to be the boss, that's why. I am though. I imagine I came here the same way anyone else would. Like through the door."

"How am I not awesome enough to be boss? Because I'm smarter than you? Yeah no you didn't You had to be a stowaway"

He gives him a flat look.

Gilbert gives him the most confused expression.

"You're stupid and your voice is annoying!"

"My voice? At least I'm not the one shouting like a girl."

Tony keeps his grin up, this kid's just too easy.

"It does not! I have a manly voice!"

He doesn't even realise he's being played.

"Nope, sounds girly. Really girly. It's like listening to a talking bunny"

He's just all of the grins right now.

"Well right now is like I'm talking to a pipsqueek! A little baby chick!"

This is infuriating.

"Pipsqueak? I'm nearly six, not two."

Tony gives a boyish chuckle.

"Oh yeah? Well I'm way older than that! I'm almost ten."

His cheeky grin grows.

"And you're losing this argument with me. You sure you're almost twice my age?"

"I'm not losing any argument! Don't get ahead of yourself!"

He fails at this.

"See, if you can't see you're losing the argument it's kind of really obvious you are"

Tony shakes his head.

"Whatever! Shut your mouth or I'll punch you."

He really can't stand being bested by a little kid.

"If you hit like you argue, I'm not really scared."

Even as a kid, Tony has a habit of talking bigger than he is.

"You should be. I have an iron fist."

Have some obnoxious cackling.

"Don't look very Iron to me."

He gives Gilbert and his cackling an incredulous look.

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