Oh, perhaps I should mention I'm not suicidal.

[He rolled his eyes. No reason to be concerned.]

I told you, I needed to test the shade. If it was set upon us for ill, chances were the things it was saying were meant to drive the student body to suicide. But if its true purpose was to try and help in some way, it would be opposed to my taking my own life. If I couldn't track down the perpetrator, I could get closer to them with some insight on their motive at least. See?