sortinghat_logs | Hogsmeade Weekend

[So, this is certainly Cronus' first time in Hogsmeade, and for anyone paying close enough attention to the 5th year Slytherin, it's pretty damn obvious. For the most part, he's just taking everything in, exploring, maybe buying a few things here or there--but most of all, he's gotten lost. And while that may be the case, it doesn't stop this relentless flirt from doing just that--flirting with whoever might have the misfortune of making eye contact with him, or whoever just so happens to meet his fancy(which is basically everyone).]

[So whether it be at Honeydukes, or Dominic Maestro's, Cronus is bound to be there, lost and doing what he does best: making people feel awkward. Maybe you just want to help the poor guy out, he does look a bit displaced when he's not running his mouth, or maybe he just hit on you? He really is just tactless.]

Edited 2012-11-19 05:42 (UTC)

[Unlike last time, Bro unfortunately doesn't have a good reason to be at Hogsmeade. So since he didn't have a good reason, he decided to just go and. Hang out. Mostly to make sure nobody gets into too much trouble. It's a boring job, because Bro's definition of trouble is more than the average teacher's definition of trouble, so he's probably not even getting on anyone's case for things he should be.

Luckily for him, he's just found something that might not make this a total bore; the most recent Amporan addition to the castle. He's been meaning to catch up with him and see how the castle's been treating him, and now seems the best opportunity to do that.]

Yo. Staying out of trouble and shit?

[The older man's voice catches Cronus off guard, what with him already being lost and somewhat vulnerable to his surroundings--not that he shows it. Of course not, gotta play it cool even with teachers and all. So, even with that uncomfortable jolt of surprise, he looks completely unaffected. Offering Bro his ever-present shit-eating smile.]

I certainly am, chief.

[:)]

So, are you having fun yet? Pretty sure a cool cat like you totally digs following a bunch of kids on trips like this, am I right?

[Certainly is playful sarcasm.]

[Hey, he can give back the shit eating smile, too, and when Cronus says that, the 'eat shit' is definitely stronger in Bro's than Cronus could ever achieve. It's so shit eating that is surpasses it and takes on an almost genuine quality. That's how good he is at this sort of thing.]

I'm having all of the fun. Just. Fuckin' loads, y'know? You couldn't possibly be having more fun than I am right now.

[He is so sincere right now.]

Oh really?

[Does he sound convinced? Maybe, though there's a touch of amusement in his voice as he eyes Bro.]

Whatever gets your jollies, mate.

[Not even a second later:] So, this is my first time here, and you look like you'd know: where's the best place for a cat to scope out some kittens?

[One would think Cronus would have enough sense to not ask this sort of thing of a teacher, but this is Cronus... Maybe he just thinks Bro looks the type to understand his sensitive feefees as far as girl/boy hunting goes, or maybe he really is just a dumbass.]

[Well, Cronus, as luck would have it, you've indeed found the best guy for the job when it comes to scoping out guys/girls/dateable things. And also the one who won't actually punish you for asking something of that nature. Also you've triple lucked out because as it happens, he wants to get on your good side for reasons. So of course he'll help you and even ignore your smartass comment.]

I'd definitely say any of the cutesy places around here. Maybe Madame Puddifoots- people go there for dates all the time. You might get lucky and see a lonely girl staring wistfully in through the window as she watches people make googoo eyes at each other over tea. That's when you go in for the snag.

[Tony's leaning against a shop window, watching Cronus work with a raised eyebrow as he casually eats an apple. He is very much finding this whole scenario amusing.]

[Excuse you, he is not here for your entertainment! Tony pls.]

[It doesn't take long for Cronus to feel the eyes on him, ~~his creeper senses tingling~~ so he stops to glance around--his eyes falling on Tony, who is casually eating an apple and watching him. Well then! Don't mind him making his way over.]

See something you like?

[Tony continues to eat the apple, not replying to him right away. Because he's trying to give an air of apathy]

Yeah, don't really think I do. But no hard feelings, Fonz. It's not you. It's me.

[Any air of apathy is completely ignored by Cronus, because what is picking up social cues? Also the rest of that is ignored for the one, truly important part.]

Fonz? You know who the Fonz is?

[Man and here he thought he was the only one in this school that new about such great stuff like Happy Days.]

I'm American. Pureblood or not, I think there's kind of something wrong with any American who doesn't have at least a vague knowledge of who he is.

But lineage aside, dad wanted me to have at least some muggle sense. Which meant we have televisions at the New York penthouse and the manner in Southampton.

[Tony might know about the Fonz, however he's about as entranced with him as he is with Lavern or Sherly. M*A*S*H however was great.]

[Thor is on his way to do IMPORTANT THINGS when he sees an older looking version of Ampora skulking about looking confused. The good guy in him wins the internal debate and he steps forward, cocking his head to the side curiously.]

Are you alright?

[And who is this attractive cat walking his way?]

I am now that you've arrived.

[YES GOOD, SO SMOOTH.]

[Wow, good. What a friendly guy. Thor is going to smile wider at him.]

You are not the first person to say such a thing! Though I do not believe we have met!
[Now he holds out a hand for a shake.] Thor Odinson, Gryffindor Fourth. Are you new?

You must be popular then--I can see why. Though you're right, we certainly haven't, I'd definitely remember you if we had.

[Cronus looks down at Thor's hand, before his eyes flick back up to meet with his, offering him a smirk. Taking Thor's hand to shake it... and maybe holding onto it a little longer than necessary, not to mention gripping it a little tighter than one would deem necessary for a friendly handshake.]

Cronus Ampora, Slytherin Fifth year. And I am, just transferred in a month or so ago.

I am known enough. [Stop giving him a reason to be smug.] I've been told there are few as loud or as blond as me, though I am certain there are other blond people at the school...

[Thor grins and shakes back, he notices the seemingly awkward length of time it goes on for, but he assumes the grip is some sort of a challenge!!! So he's going to grip as tight as he can.]

It is a pleasure to meet you!

[Feel that Cronus? Sure is someone accidentally bumping into you.]

Oh gosh, I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention.

Whoa--

[Cronus stumbles a step or two, but catches himself just fine, turning to look at who bumped into him--welp, it certainly isn't Mituna this time.]

Hey buddy, don't worry about it, this place seems to have the ability to make everyone a little clumsy, I won't hold it against you.

[A quick look over of Moriarty, his smile never leaving him.]

Don't think we've met, I'm Cronus Ampora, fifth year Slytherin.

[He certainly is offering his hand for the other boy to shake it.]

Oh, [Nervous chuckle.] Jim, uh, Moriarty. I've seen you around before...

[He takes his hand, dusky eyes watching the other as he shakes it.]

Sixth year Slytherin. I really am sorry; I don't come here often so it's a little overwhelming.

[:)]

You have? Well I will admit I'm not a face one can forget easily.

[Yeah that is nothing but 100% narcissism. After a moment too long, he takes his hand back, because he is the master of not-being-awkward.]

Hey chief, it's alright, I'm not much better. This is my first time here, I'm not about to get harsh with you because of a little bumping into. Anyways, it's a pleasure making your acquaintance.

[Before Moriarty can say anything more though:]

You wanna hang out maybe? Get to know this place a bit better while getting to know each other?

[God he is so smooth he can't even handle himself rn.]

Of course.

Yeah, yeah, sure, that sounds nice.

[ABORT MISSION HE DIDN'T TURN YOU DOWN. FIRST SIGN OF A SERIAL KILLER.

He fidgets a bit, obviously nervous.]

You are new to Hogwarts aren't you?

Hogsmeade Weekend

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yo

im sorry this is ugly

I expect as much from you :)

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