Or it's you and you get so excited about doing it you just have to tell me right in the middle of it that you're doing it and how much you like it. Besides, I've heard the first time is never good anyw-

[His mind catches up to the last part of what his best friend had said. He huffs at him and swats at him.]

I don't even have a type, jackass. And no matter how theoretically 'motherfucking sweet' who ever is fortuitous enough to have me as their partner. There wouldn't be anything like that going on until we were both ready for it and it was all romantically planned out.