Baby, It's Cold Outside (Let's Ice Skate!)

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WHO: Everyone!
TONE: fun, derpy, cute
RATING: Probably G
WHEN: Early Afternoon, Sunday
WHERE: The Lake!
WHAT: It's winter! The lake is frozen over and it's time to ice skate! (We'll ignore that it hasn't really been much below freezing. Maybe someone charmed the lake? Doesn't matter!)
STATUS: Ongoing!

Comments

[selfmakeout]

[OFF goes the shoe ON goes the skate, LIKE CLOCKWORK or however that goes.]

Noooo, don't you even get on that you big baby. Feferi told me all about the squid, he's actually really friendly!

[selfhatred]

[He's half tempted to shove at her with his other foot.]

Just because Feferi told you doesn't mean it's fucking true!

[selfmakeout]

Are you saying Feferi is a liar? Because I am more inclined to believe Feferi on the friendliness of something than you.

[LACES TIED. Second skate is going on!]

Just what the fuck do you have against having fun?

[selfhatred]

Maybe because I fucking hate water? Did you ever think of that, Harley?

[He doesn't reach to undo the laces though.]

[selfmakeout]

Then it's a good thing this is ice!

[Tug! Laces are done, let's go upsies, Karkles!]

Come on, follow my lead, try not to squirm around like a moron.

[selfhatred]

[Too bad for you, Jade, he's going to squirm. The skates feel weird and heavy okay?]

Ice is still water based, shit for brains.