Well hey, when I think there's an actual need to brag I will. Because really? Two? Once the numbers higher, then we'll talk.

Just think, I can get the world to see how awesome and great I am, just by standing here in a pressed shirt. It might not be as memorable as Olivia Newton John getting physical.

[He gestures to Maxim's outfit.]

But hey, this is one night. I'm always this great.