No, iz definitely not a collcockial tingy. Iz not effen a metaphor!

[And he will just fold his arms over his chest, smiling knowingly at the pair of them] Hyu iz lookink verra comfortable like dot, dough, Hy must say. Iz verra cute. Hyu sure hyu don' vant a leedle privacy? Hy ken go bug Alfred, den come beck in a bit~