All is full of love!

[moveslikejaeger]

WHO: ALL THE HUFFLEPUFFS AND GRYFFINDORS
TONE: Fluff and silliness!
RATING: Probably not more than PG-13??
WHEN: Sunday Night, After dinner!
WHERE: Hufflepuff Common room!
WHAT: Maxim attempts to draw everyone into a Jaegerpile. Cuddles follow. (Don't be shy! Tag anyone you want! Everyone in the pile is free game! This log is all about free platonic love, brother.)
STATUS: ONGOING

[See Maxim.]

[See Maxim ransack the boys' dormitories for pillows and blankets.]

[See Maxim turn them into a pile in the middle of the Hufflepuff common room.]

[See Maxim throw a few cushions in for good measure.]

[See Maxim flop down in the nest he made.]

IZ CUDDLE TIME NOW, YAH?

Comments

[ladyliberty]

[Kisses are okay.]

So how's things with the boyfriend, eh Maxie?

[moveslikejaeger]

[Hooray!]

[Except good mood is kind of ruined by that question. He groans rolls onto his back, tipping his head back to pout at her]

Hy em de vorst boyfriend effer! Hy ken't giff op boobs! Iz not zo much temptation from boys, but boobs, 'melia! Boooooooobs. Hy luff dem.

[ladyliberty]

[Aww, she was just teasing, she didn't mean to make him feel bad.]

Everyone loves boobs. I'm sure he couldn't blame you.

[moveslikejaeger]

[he just feels bad about it already.]

[He gives one of her boobs a squeeze, rubbing his face against it with a whine]

Hy dunno, 'Melia, iz like... hyu s'ppozed to haff only vun luff, right? Und be all focused on dem, und no vun elze, right? Und Hy ken't do dot. Hy try, but vhen Hy'm vit odder pipple, iz zo easy to forget.

Und Hy alvays vorry 'bout Rapunzel...

[ladyliberty]

I don't know. That's why I've never been good at the whole dating thing. I mean, the one time I tried it, look how that ended up. [Actually don't. That wasn't one of her prouder moments.]

... And it'd be a crime to keep these tits to one guy forever. Why do you worry about Rapunzel?

[moveslikejaeger]

[siiiiigh] Iz gonna end op dot vay for me too, Hy tink.... [Only it's Van, and he really hates the idea of disappointing Van. They have to live with each other for the rest of their lives regardless of their dating status, after all]

She tinks Hy em sveet. Und Hy ken't say no to her, but dot izn't goink to end vell. Hy don't vant to make her sad.

[ladyliberty]

You know if you make her sad I'll rip your spleen out, right? [She says it casually, not changing tone from her previous sentence.]

I wish people could be less uptight about this stuff, y'know? And then we could all have a big cuddle orgy. [Like they are doing right now, actually.]

[moveslikejaeger]

Hy vould expect nottink less. [completely solemn] Do hyu might vanna try zumting Hy ectually need like my lifer or zumting.

Cuddle orgies iz nize... Hy like dot idea. Free luff efferyvhere.

[ladyliberty]

Well, I don't want it to be over too quickly, you know.

Punzie's traditional though. She wants a real boyfriend, and commitment and stuff.

[moveslikejaeger]

Hmmm... dot iz a verra goot point. Schould probably nail me to de vall too, zo Hy ken't get help. Hy know vhere to get zum railroad nails, if hyu vould like.

Yah, Hy know. [sigh] If only dot vas me. Hy ken go t'rough de motions, but vhen it comes to commitment...

[sulks, rolling onto his belly to pout up at Amelia] Hy don' like leashes.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

[Rapunzel, for her part, is a bit more trained to notice being scolded. That does not, of course, mean she is happy about it. She slowly and gently breaks away from Maxim, then leans in to quickly peck his lips again, before turning her attention to Greg.]

What?

[In all truth, she doesn't even remember she's kissing someone else's boyfriend.]

[di_intraining]

Are you two out of your damn minds? Or have you forgotten the part where Maxim has a boyfriend!? Van's a Hufflepuff too, what if he saw you two both getting comfy and eating each other's faces!!

[bubblingover]

[Daaaaamn Maxim has some skills! Fef got a lot competition here!

She gets hit on her stomach this time and but is able to recover quickly to aim for his arm, they is probably going to be feathers falling everywhere soon.]

Don't think i will giving up anytime soon!!

[moveslikejaeger]

[Maxim whines at Rapunzel pulls away, but without her distracting him, it starts to kick in that someone is yelling at him.]

[Normally he'd be much more aggressive about confrontation, but the mention of Van is like a kick in the teeth for him. He hadn't even thought about him.]

[Worst. Boyfriend. Ever.]

Iz not like ve hidink it from him. If he saw, he vould step in und say zumting hisself. [he shrugs, trying to act natural] Iz alzo not hyu bisness, Greg.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

[Van... Oh God. Rapunzel grabs her head in her hands.]

No, no, no...

[di_intraining]

[Seeing Rapunzel so upset served only to fuel the anger that had been invoked with Maxim's careless disregard for his fellow Hufflepuff's feelings. Coupled with the slight jealousy that Rapunzel always managed to bring out of him, and his protectiveness over his fellow housemates, Greg chose to round up on Maxim further, his eyes ablaze.]

It damn well is, when Van's my friend! "Not like you're hiding it from him." I like that! So you don't care that he could've found his boyfriend snogging his fellow housemate and Prefect!? I know you can't keep it in your pants, but have some thought for how he's going to feel when he sees you and her together like this!

[syned_a_brik]

Iz true, dot. Hyu gots to be careful ven timink dese tinks.

[Somebody's brother is sitting to the side, watching with interest.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[Okay, not feeling so keen on acting natural now. Now he is agitated, his guilt had already been nagging at his (admittedly small) conscious, and now Rapunzel was upset.]

[Growling, he pushes himself to his feet, barreling right into Greg's personal space so that they're chest to chest]

First ov all, SCHUT OP, OGGIE. Secondly, Greg, Van has known me for far long den enyvun in dis schkool exceptink my brodder Ognian. He'z probably expectink it from me. Zo no, Hy don' really care much 'bout dot, cuz it ain't soch a ting hyu tink it iz. He'z not de vun to vorry 'bout, dot vun iz hyu, who iz insertink himself vhere he don' belong! Vas only tryink to make her heppy, un HYU schow op to make her cry! Next time, mebbe hyu mind hyu own bisness, yah?

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Would you both stop it? You, too, Oggie! [She stands as well, right by the boys.] Listen, Greg, this is my fault, not Maxim's! And Maxim, just... Quit it!

[di_intraining]

[Maxim better take a step back, because the street kid that Greg used to be isn't going to back down, especially when Maxim is pushing things into his personal space. He's so caught up in his emotions that he missed Rapunzel's statement to him.]

And then what happens when you get back with Van, huh? You gonna dump Rapunzel like yesterday's leftovers? Because that's not how you treat someone you like! Face it Jaegar, you've never been able to keep your hands to one person and you're not gonna change now, are you? Rapunzel deserves better than to be someone's seconds, and you'd better treat her with the respect she deserves!

[moveslikejaeger]

[Yeah, sorry Rapunzel, Maxim's not listening either]

Hyu haff no idea how Hy feel 'bout eidder ov dem! [And he gives Greg a shove, lips curled into a snarl] Hyu haff no idea vhat it'z like to luff more dan vun perzon vit h'all hyu iz, und beink eble to sey vhich vun dezerfs hyu attention de most! Hyu righ', she dezerfs bedder 'n me, but hiff Hy iz vhat she vants, Hy iz not gonna tell her no! Iz not zum fling to me, Hy luff her! Und de zame goez for Van!

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Would one of you bloody idiots listen to me?! Maxim's right, Greg, he isn't just tugging me around! If anyone isn't being fair here, it's me! I can't be with Maxim, not really, but it's not his fault! It's just that I'm looking for a commitment, and Maxim -- like he said, he doesn't just love one person. He can't! I understand that!

[di_intraining]

Then he should know better and stop before he let things get out of control!

[Someone wants to be a big boy. Greg glowered and clenched his fist tight. He's been in a fight before in Hogwarts, and that didn't end well for both parties. Even angry, he's trying his best to restrain himself from pushing back. So far it's working. So far. But doesn't mean he's going to let the subject matter drop.]

If you love someone, then you make a decision and you stick with it. You don't just go with whoever's the flavour of the season! People get hurt when you abandon them, it's selfish and you should be ashamed of yourself. Not everyone thinks the way you do, and Rapunzel obviously doesn't, so why don't you back off before you end up hurting her even more?

[syned_a_brik]

Who said anytink about abandonink?

[moveslikejaeger]

Vhat part are hyu not gettink ov not being eble to beink sayink no to her? Iz not zo easy az to chooze vun offer de odder, und Hy understand not vhy Hy schould haf to be doink zo! Hy do not accuze odderz ov abandonink dere freunden vhen beink havink more den vun, diz iz no different, only havink more meanink to de feelinks! Hy iz not pushink her to enytink, Hy azk her for pormizzion firzt und she said yez!