School Year Starting Logs: Train + Feast/Sorting!

[shnpc]

WHO: Everyone!
TONE: Anything!
RATING: PG through PG-13
WHEN: The day of September 2nd for the train, and at night for the feast!
WHERE: Hogwarts Express/Platform 9 3/4 and The Great Hall
WHAT: Gotta get back to Hogwarts! Back to witches and wizards and magical feasts! Students and teachers are finally heading back to school on the Hogwarts express, and with the new school year means sorting for the first years!
STATUS: Ongoing!
NOTE: There is a thread for the Train back to Hogwarts, and the Feast, with a subthread for the Sorting! First years can comment to be sorted, and everyone else can greet their new house mates/students!

Comments

[moirailcompass]

Yea that's why you were so engrossed in it that you didn't notice me fur a while, right? Last warning, Karkat. [ :3 ]

[selfhatred]

Nepeta, don't you dare... [Judging how fast he can get himself around her and out the door of the compartment...his chances don't look good.]

[moirailcompass]

[Just try it Karkat]

Well then hand it over.

Threeeeeeeeeee [She's sitting next to him but even so she crouches down]

[selfhatred]

[He's working on getting rid of the pudge okay?? Spoilers: it's not working if he keeps eating pudding. He kind of half stands from his seat, placing his back to the wall as he edged around to where Bilious Slick sat on the other side of the compartment in his habitat.]

Nepeta.

[moirailcompass]

[Don't worry, Karkat. Once she drags you off on her stupid escapades you'll probably run all that off.

Her eyes remain fixed on him and she really almost down appear like a cat with the way she almost flattens herself on the seat.]

Twwwwwwoooo. [She's gonna get you!]

[selfhatred]

[Fuck it. He's making a break for it and absconding the fuck out that door.]

[moirailcompass]

[OH NO YOU DONT.

She leaps straight at him, sailing in a perfect arc with her hands out stretched]

[selfhatred]

[Annnnnnnd he goes down with a loud thud.]

Fuck!

[moirailcompass]

[And she promptly sits her butt on his back, snagging the book]

Fifty Shades of Gray? [Nepeta isn't on the up and keep so she turns it around the read the back summary]

[selfhatred]

[It probably looks like a hilarious sight to anyone wandering around the train - Karkat laying flat on his stomach with his cousin on top of him as he claws at the floor trying to get up.]

Nep, get off me!

1/?

[moirailcompass]

[She ignores him and reads out loud]

When literature student Anastasia Steele goes to interview young entrepreneur Christian Grey, she encounters a man who is beautiful, brilliant, and intimidating. The unworldly, innocent Ana is startled to realize she wants this man and, despite his enigmatic reserve, finds she is desperate to get close to him. Unable to resist Ana’s quiet beauty, wit, and independent spirit, Grey admits he wants her, too—but on his own terms.

Shocked yet thrilled by Grey’s singular erotic tastes, Ana hesitates. For all the trappings of success—his multinational businesses, his vast wealth, his loving family—Grey is a man tormented by demons and consumed by the need to control. When the couple embarks on a daring, passionately physical affair, Ana discovers Christian Grey’s secrets and explores her own dark desires.

Erotic, amusing, and deeply moving, the Fifty Shades Trilogy is a tale that will obsess you, possess you, and stay with you forever.

2

[moirailcompass]

[Squint]

3

[moirailcompass]

.....

4

[moirailcompass]

[Did she read that right?]

5

[moirailcompass]

Erotic?

6/6 xD

[moirailcompass]

........eheehee! Karkat you scoundrel. Is this what I think it is?

[Flipping it open to a random page]

jesus

[selfhatred]

[Oh God all the embarrassment he's feeling. He knew he should've left it to read until later. Karkat's face is a full flush as he buries it in the floor, trying to be an ostrich right now.]

/pets your inbox

[moirailcompass]

[Nepeta doesn't notice right away. She's too busy reading and of course that random page happens to land on...one of the more explicit parts and jesus christ. Her own face is turning a rather lovely shade of red as well and she closes the book looking down at him.

The makes her smile return and she shuffles the top of his head before getting off]

Aw. I'm sorry, Karkat. I only wanted to see what it was---I didn't mean to upset you. But it's no big deal if you like this kind of stuff.

[selfhatred]

[Nope. Karkat's not here right now. He's too mortified about the fact that someone might've heard her reading out loud. He's just going to draw his arms i and press his face into them.]

Just kill me now.

[moirailcompass]

Nope I think a lot of people would be sad if I do.

[She looks down at him and.....crap. Feels kinda guilty. Gosh, Karkat you are the only person who can do that to her so in a louder voice she says]

Still want to read it after that summary? No, didn't think so. Besides I'm not done with it.

[selfhatred]

[Sitting up, he looked at her like she was going bonkers, then rubbed his forehead as he felt a headache coming on.]

What the hell are you doing now?

[moirailcompass]

[She just gave a small shake of her head and smile and her and a quieter tone] Nothing.

[She hopped back up on the seats causing her loose tie to nearly slip off and opened the book the the beginning]

So do people actually do this stuff?