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Non!Players ([personal profile] shnpc) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_logs2012-09-01 07:02 am

School Year Starting Logs: Train + Feast/Sorting!

WHO: Everyone!
TONE: Anything!
RATING: PG through PG-13
WHEN: The day of September 2nd for the train, and at night for the feast!
WHERE: Hogwarts Express/Platform 9 3/4 and The Great Hall
WHAT: Gotta get back to Hogwarts! Back to witches and wizards and magical feasts! Students and teachers are finally heading back to school on the Hogwarts express, and with the new school year means sorting for the first years!
STATUS: Ongoing!
NOTE: There is a thread for the Train back to Hogwarts, and the Feast, with a subthread for the Sorting! First years can comment to be sorted, and everyone else can greet their new house mates/students!
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[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-09-01 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[OH MY GOD IT'S TIME. He bites the inside of his cheek, then glances at the tables his friends got sorted to. Looks to the Gryffindor table, trying to find Dave in the crowd. Gives his uncle another glance at the staff table. Are they watching? They better be.

And finally. He steps forward and sits in the chair.]
givesyouaboner: (mama's always on the news)

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-09-01 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dave is way cooler, for one.

But he doesn't dare say that out loud. What is he even supposed to say? Can the hat read his mind? This is just a tad more stressful than it even should be.]


The differences aren't really that important.
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[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-09-01 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's quiet for a moment, trying to analyse what the hat is saying, but then it occurs to him he should save that for later. What's more important is expressing his own desires.]

I want to be in Gryffindor.
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[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-09-01 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
But you could argue that for any house. Based on what I've read, I could make a decent Slytherin as well. But wouldn't I truly excel in a house I want to be in? And that's Gryffindor. That's where I want to be.
givesyouaboner: (but somehow it seems)

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-09-01 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's definitely some food for thought, but Dirk decides he's not going to worry about that too much at the moment. He's eleven and has a one track mind right now. He got into Gryffindor, just like his family.

That's what matters!

He hops out of the chair and steps down, making his way toward the Gryffindor table.]
bev_rage: (YES | You don't seem to appreciate)

[personal profile] bev_rage 2012-09-01 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
WHOOOOOOO! That's my besty! [In her excitement over the sorting, Roxy has thrown a cheese bun in Dirk's direction.

Oops.]
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[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-09-01 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's just by luck that's he's able to catch it. THAT ALMOST HIT HIS HEAD, YOU. but hey, now he has a snack while going to find a place to sit.]
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[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-09-01 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Despite the fact that Bro would have been proud of him no matter what, the fact that Dirk made it to Gryffindor practically makes him explode.]

FUCK YEAH, I KNEW IT! THAT'S MY BOY!

[He may or may not have been the loudest voice in the entire great hall. Also he fistpumped so hard that it created a sonic boom and killed God.]
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[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-09-01 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[dfkjhdfkjghsfdkjhsdfbafdlj UNCLE DIRK YOU ARE A FLAWLESS PERSON. sob that made Dirk's little kokoro burst in jubilation because his uncle is proud of him]
plushaeusrumpified: (watch them build a friend just like you)

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-09-01 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's nothing compared to his own kokoro. Because he is the proudest. It is him.

And... Goddamn it now that the outburst of pride has subsided and god has been taken care of, he finds himself feeling. Really. fucking. emotional.

Fuck him he's getting wibbly at the staff table.

Yeah, don't...mind him, he has something in his eye.

SHUT UP IT'S JUST AN EYELASH.]
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[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-09-01 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[THAT STUPID EYELASH, GOSH.

But don't worry; Dirk hasn't noticed. He's busy getting settled at the table. Once he's sat down, he does manage a glance back to Bro, but he misses that completely.]

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[personal profile] ficklefuckwit 2012-09-02 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Whoops, sorry Dirk, were you looking for a specific place to sit? Too bad, Jake's sort of leaping from his seat and throwing his arms around your neck and giving you a noogie and wow he's sort of retardedly overexcited right now.]

Look a' that!! We're in the same house, Strider!

[His accent is like six ways to weird rn.]
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[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-09-02 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
[It surprises him so much he almost falls over. BUT HE'S JUST SO EXCITED THAT HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE. He's just bouncing and clinging and maybe trying to lift him.]

We're gonna be roomies!

[That's okay, Jake. Dirk lives with a Texan. Accents don't get weirder than that.]
ficklefuckwit: (and full of muscles.)

[personal profile] ficklefuckwit 2012-09-03 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Jake just sort of whoops and laughs and shifts from foot to foot and Dirk are you really trying to pick him up, what are you doing.]

This is fantastic!!
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[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-09-03 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't even know he's just so happy and he can't contain himself. Finally he lets go.]

Isn't it!! [Insert childish incoherent noises here.]

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thesmallesttrickster: (WHEEEE!)

[personal profile] thesmallesttrickster 2012-09-02 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Loki is sad they cannot be in the same house, but he cheers loudly from the Slytherin table all the same.]
caresawholeawfullot: (Heya!)

[personal profile] caresawholeawfullot 2012-09-03 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, what do you know? Congratulations!
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[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-09-03 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dave has been watching the proceedings with a barely-held-together pokerface behind his ever-present shades. His heart is pounding like a jackhammer.

But when the hat makes its announcement, all the coolness fades away and Dave is up and on his feet, jumping into the air like he's part of the cast of High School Musical, and cheering so loud his voice cracks stupidly.]


FUCK yeah!
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[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-09-03 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[GOSH, BETWEEN YOU AND BRO, DIRK FEELS LIKE THE MOST SPECIAL KID IN THE WORLD.

Hopefully Dave has an empty space beside him, because that's where he's aiming to sit down. Only after engaging in the most unironic of fistbumps. As soon as he's close to Dave, he's holding his fist out.]
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[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-09-03 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sure he does. Especially one small enough for your tiny little ass, Dirk.

Dave brings himself back under control after his initial outburst, but he returns the fistbump with a grin nonetheless and then pulls Dirk in and noogies him.]


Didn't I tell you it weren't no thing to worry about?

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