Ah, yes. Summer romance can really catch us off guard. But I'm sure everyone has told you that you could do so much better. I would be offended on your part if you didn't make sure you didn't get him where it hurt before absconding.

It sounds you had an interesting Summer though. It sounds like things will be fairly difficult for you. Have you contacted staff about other alternatives to protect you from the sun? [It's not like she cares. She just doesn't want your learning experience to be dampened because of some idiot who couldn't keep his bite in check.] I can't imagine walking about with a hat on a daily basis is very fun.