Exactly why I think you're not really being all that selective.

And not all of them, some of them are teachers.. Or actual birds. I'm an interesting fun, but I have limits.

[He twirls the paper in his fingers.]

Okay, curious but cautious. What's in here? Because I doubt it's your usual potted plant collection. If this is some strange charm... I'm not sure how I'm going to feel about it.