[And now FLIPPED AMERICAN. He yelps as he ends up rolling onto the floor like a sack of potatoes.]

Dude! The fuck, i was just sayin' hi! You didn't need to be an asshole 'bout it!

[He rolls to his back and sits up, huffing.]

Anyway I'm staying here. Just...I guess I'll take the top bunk, unless you're going to flip that too. In which case if you do, I'll kick your ass.

[There's a pause as he thinks about what just happened.]

...So you can flip me off a bed. But you can't fend off your bros. Dude, that doesn't even make sense.