We're the kids in America,

[arrogantalloy]

WHO: Tony, Bruce, Thor, Steve, Clint, Natasha.
TONE: Vaction-y, and group bond-y.
RATING: PG
WHEN: Backdated (9th - 14th July)
WHERE: Heathrow Airport, and New York
WHAT: Tony is taking his collection of misfits to New York.
STATUS: Ongoing

[It's that time of year again when Tony packs up and goes to New York for a week or two. But this year is different. This year he's actually decided that not only does he have friends, but he likes them enough to invite them to his second home in his Upper East Side penthouse apartment.

He plans to make sure everyone has a good time and hope that it doesn't turn out to be the worst week of his life.]

Comments

[brothor]

I am helping. I do not think you could hold him! Come along Bruce, there might be food in the metal box!

[He declares, stepping further up the stairs.]

[greenmoonrising]

[STRUGGLES HARDER, pushing on Thor's shoulders and attempting to wriggle out of his grip, even if it means tumbling down the stairs behind the blonde giant.]

I'M NOT HUNGRY, THAT METAL BOX WILL BE MY COFFIN!

[arrogantalloy]

And everyone calls me dramatic.

[Shakes his head and follows Thor up the stairs]

Well then, if you're going to die in it, you can at least have a good time before hand.

[brothor]

[Nope, not letting go, ducking into the plane.]

At least you will die handsome. You might even get your picture in the paper!

[greenmoonrising]

You're the worst friends ever, let me go!!!!

[Clings to edges of the plane doorway.]

[arrogantalloy]

We'd be the worst friends if we left you in rainy tea and crumpets of England while we enjoy the sunny hustle and bustle of New York.

[He hits at Bruce's hands to get him to let go, as he gives a grin to one of the flight attendants who looks worried about Bruce's unwillingness to board.]

[brothor]

[Omg Bruce why you do. Thor nearly falls backward because he didn't expect Bruce to cling.]

You will thank us when you get off the plane and smell America!

[arrogantalloy]

Believe me, it's a smell you'll never forget. I'm pretty sure it will even follow us back. It's great.

[Tony tries to look around Thor]

Jarvis! We've got tranquilizers right?

[greenmoonrising]

I DON'T WANT TO SMELL AMERICA, ESPECIALLY NEW YORK BECAUSE IT REEKS!

[Struggles harder and clings to door harder, eyes flashing green at the mention of tranquillizers.]

Don't you dare!

[brothor]

We do not need to tranqulize him! Calm down, Bruce! Come and eat!

[Thor isn't great at reading the mood, but he's picking up some strange vibes from Bruce right now.]

Trust us.