We're the kids in America,

[arrogantalloy]

WHO: Tony, Bruce, Thor, Steve, Clint, Natasha.
TONE: Vaction-y, and group bond-y.
RATING: PG
WHEN: Backdated (9th - 14th July)
WHERE: Heathrow Airport, and New York
WHAT: Tony is taking his collection of misfits to New York.
STATUS: Ongoing

[It's that time of year again when Tony packs up and goes to New York for a week or two. But this year is different. This year he's actually decided that not only does he have friends, but he likes them enough to invite them to his second home in his Upper East Side penthouse apartment.

He plans to make sure everyone has a good time and hope that it doesn't turn out to be the worst week of his life.]

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

[Forgets Bruce is there after a moment of rummaging and starts tossing things over his shoulder onto the bed because they're making the search hard to do properly]

[greenmoonrising]

[Grunts when something hits his back but remains sleeping.]

[arrogantalloy]

[Stands up and looks over at Bruce, before coming over, grabbing a pillow brings it town hard on his head then jumps back out of potential harms way]

[greenmoonrising]

[YOWLS at the pain and lashes out, sitting up with very (and that's saying something) messy hair and bright green eyes, baring teeth that are at least still human.]

What the FUCK man!?

[arrogantalloy]

[Keeps holding the pillow]

If you stay asleep jet lag's going to ruin the fun. Besides, I think Jarvis forgot to buy fire crackers. Because I can't find them anywhere.

[greenmoonrising]

[Smacks at the pillow, calming down and grumbling tiredly:]

You're as nocturnal as I am, what does it matter?

... Why do you want firecrackers during daytime anyway?

[arrogantalloy]

I can't vouch for the others? Just because Jarvis assigned rooms doesn't mean anyone's going to listen... Except maybe Steve and Natasha. But she doesn't count.

And I don't I want them for the night. But if I can't find them it means I have to got get Jarvis to go buy them.

[greenmoonrising]

Why doesn't Natasha count? [Confused blink.]

Where did you put them last? Are you sure Jarvis didn't hang onto them so you wouldn't blow yourself up?

[arrogantalloy]

Jarvis gave her a room all to herself. He's all British and gentlemanly like that.

I didn't put them anywhere, Jarivs always puts them in there.

[Tony points at the wardrobe that now has things everywhere]

I'm guessing that making all the extra plans for everyone else to come, he probably forgot.

[greenmoonrising]

Jarvis never forgets anything. [Yawns and squints at the closet.]

Maybe if you actually tidied it instead of wrecking it, you'd be able to find them...?

[arrogantalloy]

Didn't have time for it then.

It was tidy when I got here. It's untidy because I've emptied everything looking for it.

[greenmoonrising]

Sure they're not in one of the boxes you tossed out?

[arrogantalloy]

[Shakes his head as he looks at them]

Don't think so, some of them are kinda big normally.

[He thinks for a second]

Or, he could have just put them in his room. I mean really. Me on my own, I'm not going to play with them, house full of gu- ... A house with Clint and Thor... I know all too well that I'm a bad influence.

[greenmoonrising]

'Bad influence' is an understatement. [Yawns and looks ready to flop over and pass out again.]

[arrogantalloy]

[He raises an eyebrow as Bruce tries to get unconscious again]

You know, I'm going to toss your underwear off the balcony if you're going to be all, boring and jet-lagged tomorrow. Just so you know.

[greenmoonrising]

If you do that I'll steal your underwear. Or just go commando.

In your pants.

[arrogantalloy]

I can always buy new pants. And underwear.

And it's not going to happen.

[greenmoonrising]

That's what you [yawns] think.

[arrogantalloy]

No, no. See I know this for a fact actually.

[greenmoonrising]

You can't know everything in the world - especially not what I might or might not do to your clothes.

[Flops over so his head's on the pillow again.]

[arrogantalloy]

As long as you remember I have shoes that cost more than our tuition, and don't do anything to them I'm fine.

[He shrugs]

You get to sleep for one more hour before I sent Thor in here... Or Natasha and Clint.

[greenmoonrising]

If you or anyone else tries to wake me up in a violent or 'playful' way I'm going to wolf out and chew on your shoes.

[Grumbles it into his pillow.]

[arrogantalloy]

Better wake up in an hour then, so yo don't have to buy me new shoes then.

[Tony smirks as he starts to leave the room]

[greenmoonrising]

[Just grunts and flips the bird at him.]

[arrogantalloy]

[Laughs at the bird before leaving]