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We're the kids in America,

WHO: Tony, Bruce, Thor, Steve, Clint, Natasha.
TONE: Vaction-y, and group bond-y.
RATING: PG
WHEN: Backdated (9th - 14th July)
WHERE: Heathrow Airport, and New York
WHAT: Tony is taking his collection of misfits to New York.
STATUS: Ongoing

[It's that time of year again when Tony packs up and goes to New York for a week or two. But this year is different. This year he's actually decided that not only does he have friends, but he likes them enough to invite them to his second home in his Upper East Side penthouse apartment.

He plans to make sure everyone has a good time and hope that it doesn't turn out to be the worst week of his life.]

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[Girls be damned, Thor is going to hang around in his boxers anyway. He's raided the kitchens and is staring at the gaming consoles in wonderment. He's eating poptarts straight of the packet and seems to have fashioned himself a pillow fort. How you address him when you enter determines whether you are offered a poptart or a pillow to the face.]

[Tony stares at the pillow fort for a very long minute. Then realises he can't help himself any longer as he tugs out a load bearing pillow, to make the whole thing collapse on Thor. He looks more than a little amused at this.]

[Thor hardly notices Tony there, he's preoccupied with his box of poptarts. However, when his palace comes crashing down on him, he's quick to exhange his box for a new weapon, a pillow.

He's going to charge at Tony.]

How dare you!!

[His reaction is to grin and lift the pillow up like a shield]

I'm sorry little pig, try brick next time.

[And Thor is just going to aim for his head because his height is one of his many advantages.]

You are lucky these are not brick!!

[Tony ducks his head down and raises his pillow up for great defence]

Not only are they not bricks, but they're also hypo-allergenic, amazingly comfortable and have reversible covers.

[Thor swings his pillow down against Tony's pillow shield, caring not for his defences!]

You are going to have a hypo-allergenic, amazingly comfortable pillow with reversible covers shoved up your arse, Stark!

[Yeah, Tony lets out a short laugh, as he takes a step back while trying to deflect the attacking pillow with his own defensive one]

Come on, Blue Hawaii. I thought I explained this at your place. We just aren't that kind of friend.

[He swats at Thor with his pillow. Starting to realise why the after school specials he watched before moving to the UK had pillow fights in them. So far, this was fun]

[Thor should have deflected that, but now he's just staring at Tony with the blankest expression on his face.]

What kind of friend? [He baps Tony with his pillow.] Why aren't we that kind of friend?

[Blinks at Thor at his re-asking of this kind of question, after his pillow hits the other.]

Wow, the mother ship really didn't prepare you for Earth, did it? We aren't that kind of friend because I'm pretty sure we'd much rather hit each other with pillows than make out. Come on man, be serious.

[Tony readjusts his grip on the pillow in case this is a ploy.]

[Thor tightens his grip on his own pillow, carefully considering the question before crinkling his nose disdainfully and smacking Tony hard with the pillow.]

You are disgusting!

[Stumbles back from the pillow]

Ouff! Me? You're the one that keeps going on about being like that with me.

[Swings back at him with his pillow]

[Thor is going to go superbowl on Tony and just charge forward with his pillow.]

You are misinterpreting!

Woah!

[Uses the pillow for maximum protection, not that it will save him]

You're the one confusing English!

I speak english perfectually!

Okay, pretty sure that one isn't even a word. It's 'Perfectly'. You've been in England how many years man.

[Then he raises an eyebrow]

Or do you do that to get girls interested? So they can 'teach' you English?

Close enough! [He drops the pillow to throw his hands up in the air.]

Some of us do not need to try to get the attention of girls.

I never used the word try. Try implies that it might not work.

Oh, you try. You try very hard. Sometimes it doesn't work. [Smiiiile.]

[Frowns]

I don't try hard at all. And it always works.

[You're going to trigger his ego~]

You force smiles.

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[Thor no, nobody wants to see you in your boxers!! But Steve wants his bro time, and he's going to crawl into the pillow fort, looking amused.]

This is a really nice place you've got set up.

[Thor is O.K with Steve entering the palace because he has earnt the title of Bro. He grins over at Steve and offers him a poptart.]

Glorious, is it not?