Party for the USA

[brothor]

Who: ANYONE 
Tone: SURPRISE PARTY
Rating: PG-13 f
When: America day (July 4th)
Where: Odinson manor, Wales (idek guys)
What: Thor is throwing Steve a SURPRISE PARTY and EVERYONE IS INVITED
Status: Ongoing

[FINALLY! The dawn America day! Steve would soon arrive expecting nothing more than a sleepover. HOW WRONG HE WAS! Thor has set up a nice little shindig here and his parents were kind enough to leave the kids for some totally cool unsupervised party time.

The Odinson house is quite large and filled with quite a few curious wizarding quirks, so this time the halfbloods will be the ones getting culture shocked.]

Comments

[brothor]

Moth wings? Curious! I had expected them to be bird wings. That does sound marvellous!

[mo_cara]

It was a motherfuckin' straight up miracle. [reverently] But I can't make it no more, 'cause I ain't got the grist for it.

[brothor]

Perhaps we should earn money together! I heard of many people getting jobs in part time! We should do that!

[mo_cara]

Oh ... yeah. [looks a little uneasy, and rubs the back of his head] I tried that, it didn't work out too motherfuckin' good for me.

[Gamzee is not the most reliable worker ever.]

[brothor]

Oh? [He sounds so curious but he doesn't want to pry.] Well! There must be other ways of earning money..

[mo_cara]

Yeah, there is, but you get in trouble for that kind of shit. It's like motherfuckin' illegal or something.

[brothor]

You...do? Really? Why is that?

[mo_cara]

'Cause the motherfuckin' man don't want a brother to be having any fun.

[brothor]

Since when is earning money fun?

[mo_cara]

I guess it all be depending on your job? But, I mean, the shit you be selling to make the money, the man ain't all down with that.

[brothor]

This is true! Father says younger workers get all of the bad jobs... What would we be selling?

[mo_cara]

You know. Like reefer and shit.

[brothor]

[Head. Tilt.] No, I do not know.

[mo_cara]

Green medicine? Weed? Mary Jane? Hash?

[brothor]

Why would you sell weeds?

[mo_cara]

Cause they get you high, dude. [blinking at him]

[brothor]

Why would you want that?

[mo_cara]

It be feeling good, real motherfuckin' fine! You ain't never been high?

[brothor]

No! No I have not! I am not sure I'm interested!

[mo_cara]

Well, ain't everyone who be liking it. [agreeably] But it's good to try maybe one time, anyway! You let me know if you ever be wanting to be getting toasty, bro.

[brothor]

I shall keep that in mind. [A small pause.] ...What is it like?

[mo_cara]

Fine as cherry wine. [Gamzee explains, grinning lazily.] Like everything is all warm up inside you, and you be drifting on the sea, and you can see all this shit you ain't seeing before, or you were seeing but you just didn't notice. And music sounds different! Like it's all ... pieces, you can hear all the pieces all together and apart.

[brothor]

Is that so? All from one plant? Is it a magical one? What are the side effects?

[mo_cara]

Hell motherfuckin' yes, it's magical! I don't got the knowing of them side effects, though ... I guess people be coughing when they smoke it if you ain't got a bong. And sometimes it be kind of making you sleepy or a little horny? Depends on what strain you be tokin' on.