Party for the USA

[brothor]

Who: ANYONE 
Tone: SURPRISE PARTY
Rating: PG-13 f
When: America day (July 4th)
Where: Odinson manor, Wales (idek guys)
What: Thor is throwing Steve a SURPRISE PARTY and EVERYONE IS INVITED
Status: Ongoing

[FINALLY! The dawn America day! Steve would soon arrive expecting nothing more than a sleepover. HOW WRONG HE WAS! Thor has set up a nice little shindig here and his parents were kind enough to leave the kids for some totally cool unsupervised party time.

The Odinson house is quite large and filled with quite a few curious wizarding quirks, so this time the halfbloods will be the ones getting culture shocked.]

Comments

[mo_cara]

I'm thinking so? I ain't seen him in a little bit of time. [They'd gone to the movies together once, and he'd spent the night, but it was hard for either of them to travel to see the other. Gamzee hated holidays.]

Hey, this is for you, being as you is the one what is going forward on the motherfuckin' timeline! [hands him the oddly wrapped bottle with a cheerful smile]

[patrioticspells]

The holidays will be over before you think.

[And he is going to open the package. He stares blankly at the bottle for a long moment.] What...is this, exactly?

[mo_cara]

Vodka! [cheerfully] You can't be having no party without no motherfuckin' refreshment, right?

[patrioticspells]

Vodka? [Stares, vaaaaguely horrified.] If you wanted it to be refreshment, maybe we should give it to Thor? So he can serve it.

[mo_cara]

Oh, yeah, that's a good notion all up in your pan! Except I wanted to give you first motherfuckin' dibs, you know? Since it is all being that day what you were made into existence and shit. [grins]

[patrioticspells]

...Right. [The more Gamzee talks, the most Steve is confused and unsure.] Well, I'll be happy if we can all just share it! I don't want to be selfish, and this would make the party more of a party, right?

[mo_cara]

[Ah, Steve, welcome to vast majority of people who have a conversation with Gamzee.] I like what thoughts you got in your marshmallow! [The taller boy exclaims enthusiastically, then lightly taps his finger against Steve's temple.]

You got a motherfuckin' generous nature. Okay, I'll be handing this over to the thunder god.

[patrioticspells]

[Crisis averted. Steve smiles, feeling immensely relieved.]

Great. I'm sure it'll liven up the party.

[mo_cara]

Hell yes it will. [gives him a sly grin] This shit is the bitchtits for inducing spontaneous motherfuckin' sloppy makeouts.